🌮 Two Yutes 🐸
@twoyutes.bsky.social
2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily
Supersonics or the other SS?
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Supersonics or the other SS?
I took this picture this morning, so no, emotionally I'm a wreck. $7.29 for a bag of Tostitos. This is madness I tell ya.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I took this picture this morning, so no, emotionally I'm a wreck. $7.29 for a bag of Tostitos. This is madness I tell ya.
I'll assume half of that strip is yours?
Still legal untill next Thursday, just sayin'....
Still legal untill next Thursday, just sayin'....
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'll assume half of that strip is yours?
Still legal untill next Thursday, just sayin'....
Still legal untill next Thursday, just sayin'....
Trump's DOJ staff preparing to release the Epstein files per his request...
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Trump's DOJ staff preparing to release the Epstein files per his request...
Never pass out at a party.... 😳
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Never pass out at a party.... 😳
Pre-chew Charlie's...just need the
bear cup.
bear cup.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Pre-chew Charlie's...just need the
bear cup.
bear cup.
We can only hope...
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We can only hope...
Same kitty, same.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Same kitty, same.
Central Nebraska tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Central Nebraska tonight.
The Banana Splits.
Saturday morning show 1968-70 by Hanna-Barbera.
Saturday morning show 1968-70 by Hanna-Barbera.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Banana Splits.
Saturday morning show 1968-70 by Hanna-Barbera.
Saturday morning show 1968-70 by Hanna-Barbera.
Got chocolate milk?
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Got chocolate milk?
Amazon boxes? We don't need no stinking boxes.
I know, I know, it's not Caturday, but I couldn't help it. 🤷
I know, I know, it's not Caturday, but I couldn't help it. 🤷
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Amazon boxes? We don't need no stinking boxes.
I know, I know, it's not Caturday, but I couldn't help it. 🤷
I know, I know, it's not Caturday, but I couldn't help it. 🤷
Reminds me of Patrick McHenry 😂
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Reminds me of Patrick McHenry 😂
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Same Scott, same. 😳
November 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Same Scott, same. 😳
This MAGA Douch canoe is obsessed with lists. His feed is full of hate and BS. You know what to do.
November 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This MAGA Douch canoe is obsessed with lists. His feed is full of hate and BS. You know what to do.
"I wore my tight, black, leather, widow mourning pants just for you JD. You know I'd make a hotter FLOTUS than Usha."
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"I wore my tight, black, leather, widow mourning pants just for you JD. You know I'd make a hotter FLOTUS than Usha."
The Trump Ballroom in 2028
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Trump Ballroom in 2028