Two Turtle Dubs
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No size fat? I need a 3xl.
January 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
No size fat? I need a 3xl.
I believe that is it. Probably persona non grata during her formative years.
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I believe that is it. Probably persona non grata during her formative years.
You are a disgrace
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 AM
You are a disgrace
I appreciate that she doesn’t get along with her Dad because I asked her dad for an autograph in 1995 and he said “No, kid.” And it crushed my fat teenage heart.
Also, she’s purty
Also, she’s purty
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I appreciate that she doesn’t get along with her Dad because I asked her dad for an autograph in 1995 and he said “No, kid.” And it crushed my fat teenage heart.
Also, she’s purty
Also, she’s purty
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Sorry folks we can’t broadcast Michigan / Ohio State so here’s a 13-9 Army / Navy rock fight
January 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Sorry folks we can’t broadcast Michigan / Ohio State so here’s a 13-9 Army / Navy rock fight
They learned the game from the worlds most famous Antifa agent
a person with a backpack and a hat is walking down the street and saying yes .
ALT: a person with a backpack and a hat is walking down the street and saying yes .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
They learned the game from the worlds most famous Antifa agent
Fuck she is a wretched looking cow. Frightfully ugly
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Fuck she is a wretched looking cow. Frightfully ugly
This is the worst thing I’ve ever read, and I was accidentally emailed the coroners report on my mother.
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This is the worst thing I’ve ever read, and I was accidentally emailed the coroners report on my mother.
At first glance, I thought you were Charles Barkley. I hope you don’t find that offensive, as I love Barkley
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
At first glance, I thought you were Charles Barkley. I hope you don’t find that offensive, as I love Barkley