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Anyone remember that big vote to release the Epstein files? Anyone seen any Epstein files?
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyone remember that big vote to release the Epstein files? Anyone seen any Epstein files?
When Trump eventually dies, Melania is gonna continue the grift and release a book with the most detailed account of how big a piece of shit Trump really was. I can’t wait.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
When Trump eventually dies, Melania is gonna continue the grift and release a book with the most detailed account of how big a piece of shit Trump really was. I can’t wait.
Pete Hegseth is now speaking on “unvetted Afghans” to shift the blame for the man that shot those two National Guardsmen the other day… too bad the Trump administration said they vetted that guy went they took office. So was he unvetted or was he vetted by the Trump admin and they did a poor job?
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pete Hegseth is now speaking on “unvetted Afghans” to shift the blame for the man that shot those two National Guardsmen the other day… too bad the Trump administration said they vetted that guy went they took office. So was he unvetted or was he vetted by the Trump admin and they did a poor job?
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Blatant fucking corruption under rule of law
A Georgia prosecutor announced Wednesday he was dropping state charges against President Donald Trump stemming from his efforts to overturn the 2020 election, ending what was once considered the strongest criminal case against Trump.
A Georgia prosecutor announced Wednesday he was dropping state charges against President Donald Trump stemming from his efforts to overturn the 2020 election, ending what was once considered the strongest criminal case against Trump.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Blatant fucking corruption under rule of law
A Georgia prosecutor announced Wednesday he was dropping state charges against President Donald Trump stemming from his efforts to overturn the 2020 election, ending what was once considered the strongest criminal case against Trump.
A Georgia prosecutor announced Wednesday he was dropping state charges against President Donald Trump stemming from his efforts to overturn the 2020 election, ending what was once considered the strongest criminal case against Trump.
Kash Patel is a simp lmao Alexis Wilkins is doing what’s best for her career. She’ll drop him as soon as she realizes he’s a dork that no longer can help her reach any higher.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Kash Patel is a simp lmao Alexis Wilkins is doing what’s best for her career. She’ll drop him as soon as she realizes he’s a dork that no longer can help her reach any higher.
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If Child-Rapist Trump thought there was a huge outpouring towards Kimmel, yeah we did that. Going after our Heros like Senator Mark Kelly will be twice the uprising we did for Jimmy. Test us.
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If Child-Rapist Trump thought there was a huge outpouring towards Kimmel, yeah we did that. Going after our Heros like Senator Mark Kelly will be twice the uprising we did for Jimmy. Test us.
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release the epstein files
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
release the epstein files
Trump sucked off Bill Clinton, raped children with Jeffrey Epstein, stole hundreds of documents from the US government, and sold out to the Vladimir Putin and yet, the MAGA community still thinks this guy is a good, honest Christian man?! Lmao the GOP is over. Trump killed the Republican Party.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trump sucked off Bill Clinton, raped children with Jeffrey Epstein, stole hundreds of documents from the US government, and sold out to the Vladimir Putin and yet, the MAGA community still thinks this guy is a good, honest Christian man?! Lmao the GOP is over. Trump killed the Republican Party.
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Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
Veterans in congress: it’s ok to not follow unlawful and illegal orders
Trump: that’s bullshit. I gave you unlawful and illegal orders and you must follow them or else me and Pete Hegseth will send mean tweets about you
Trump: that’s bullshit. I gave you unlawful and illegal orders and you must follow them or else me and Pete Hegseth will send mean tweets about you
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Veterans in congress: it’s ok to not follow unlawful and illegal orders
Trump: that’s bullshit. I gave you unlawful and illegal orders and you must follow them or else me and Pete Hegseth will send mean tweets about you
Trump: that’s bullshit. I gave you unlawful and illegal orders and you must follow them or else me and Pete Hegseth will send mean tweets about you
It genuinely doesn’t matter what kind of distractions the Trump administration has cooked up for today… he’ll be a pedophile today, he’ll be a pedophile tomorrow, and he’ll be a pedophile forever. Release the Epstein Files. End of story.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It genuinely doesn’t matter what kind of distractions the Trump administration has cooked up for today… he’ll be a pedophile today, he’ll be a pedophile tomorrow, and he’ll be a pedophile forever. Release the Epstein Files. End of story.
Lmao Pete Hegseth is legitimately more stupid than I had originally anticipated… he’s very clearly saying if you disobey blatantly ILLEGAL orders, the DOD will take action against you. Pete Hegseth openly supports illegal actions by service members. Great work, MAGA. This is your guy.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Lmao Pete Hegseth is legitimately more stupid than I had originally anticipated… he’s very clearly saying if you disobey blatantly ILLEGAL orders, the DOD will take action against you. Pete Hegseth openly supports illegal actions by service members. Great work, MAGA. This is your guy.
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Trump's working OT to hide that nussy today.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump's working OT to hide that nussy today.
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In an effort to appeal impartial Biden and the rest of his people didn’t go after Trump hard enough. That’s why people barely even remember that Trump was president in 2020.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In an effort to appeal impartial Biden and the rest of his people didn’t go after Trump hard enough. That’s why people barely even remember that Trump was president in 2020.
LMAO shoutout to James Comey and Letitia James. Trump’s DOJ fucking sucks at this game. And guess what: Trump is still a pedophile after all that smoke and mirrors has passed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
LMAO shoutout to James Comey and Letitia James. Trump’s DOJ fucking sucks at this game. And guess what: Trump is still a pedophile after all that smoke and mirrors has passed.
Pete “Kegsbreath” Hegseth just threatened to recall Mark Kelly to active duty bc Kelly reminded service members that they should disobey unlawful orders. LET THAT SINK IN. Hegseth is threatening a decorated military officer for letting service members know about not obeying unlawful orders…
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Pete “Kegsbreath” Hegseth just threatened to recall Mark Kelly to active duty bc Kelly reminded service members that they should disobey unlawful orders. LET THAT SINK IN. Hegseth is threatening a decorated military officer for letting service members know about not obeying unlawful orders…
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Trump is a Russian asset and traitor to the United States."
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Trump is a Russian asset and traitor to the United States."
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And just WHERE ARE the Epstein files? I was promised…by the President of the United States, no less.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And just WHERE ARE the Epstein files? I was promised…by the President of the United States, no less.
We all know Trump is pedophile just based off what has been released so far… so can you imagine how horrible the rest of the evidence must be if Trump’s loyalists are working this hard to hide them?
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
We all know Trump is pedophile just based off what has been released so far… so can you imagine how horrible the rest of the evidence must be if Trump’s loyalists are working this hard to hide them?
The history books will remember Pam Bondi and Kash Patel as people who had intimate knowledge of Trump’s pedophilia and did absolutely nothing about it. Was the money worth it? Your entire bloodline is now tarnished by this.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The history books will remember Pam Bondi and Kash Patel as people who had intimate knowledge of Trump’s pedophilia and did absolutely nothing about it. Was the money worth it? Your entire bloodline is now tarnished by this.
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Hey, DOJ, we’re still waiting on those unredacted Epstein files.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hey, DOJ, we’re still waiting on those unredacted Epstein files.
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If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If the President doesn’t want to be called a Russian asset, perhaps he should stop acting like a Russian asset.
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That motherfucker Dumb Trump is trying to sta0r0t a wa0r with Mexico. When are you going to wise up that he is destroying your country. Impeach this dunderhead, or imprison him. He is totally out of control.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
That motherfucker Dumb Trump is trying to sta0r0t a wa0r with Mexico. When are you going to wise up that he is destroying your country. Impeach this dunderhead, or imprison him. He is totally out of control.
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There are going to be some real repercussions for ICE and ICE agents.
And just like after Nazi Germany.
No one will be interested in your
“I was just following orders.”
And just like after Nazi Germany.
No one will be interested in your
“I was just following orders.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
There are going to be some real repercussions for ICE and ICE agents.
And just like after Nazi Germany.
No one will be interested in your
“I was just following orders.”
And just like after Nazi Germany.
No one will be interested in your
“I was just following orders.”
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It was a Saturday night, so it was pretty likely Hegseth was in no condition to participate.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It was a Saturday night, so it was pretty likely Hegseth was in no condition to participate.