Xanadu (rude era)
@twopumpprincess.bsky.social
i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane
always found it funny that they were called fruit gushers, it made me think that there were also vegetables and meat gushers
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
always found it funny that they were called fruit gushers, it made me think that there were also vegetables and meat gushers
taping a piece of paper that says "anti woke" to the wall of the comedy club so everyone knows that i am anti woke
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
taping a piece of paper that says "anti woke" to the wall of the comedy club so everyone knows that i am anti woke
oh believe me, i understand the kinks on levels you cannot comprehend
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
oh believe me, i understand the kinks on levels you cannot comprehend
we are so back
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
we are so back
charlie brown collected hoes
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
charlie brown collected hoes
how long until he tries to pull the "10% boos" excuse on truth social
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
how long until he tries to pull the "10% boos" excuse on truth social
finally, a sequel to philly flasher for the atari 2600
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
finally, a sequel to philly flasher for the atari 2600
you know cuomo has a lot in common with the 1996 bronco, an aging relic that stayed around for longer than it had any right too. and just like the bronco, cuomo was forced to leave after becoming a disgraced punchline
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
you know cuomo has a lot in common with the 1996 bronco, an aging relic that stayed around for longer than it had any right too. and just like the bronco, cuomo was forced to leave after becoming a disgraced punchline
oh shit nevermind
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
oh shit nevermind
Cuomo loss party highlights 🧵
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Cuomo loss party highlights 🧵
what did he mean by this?
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
what did he mean by this?
but is it social acceptable to mock the first of the small broncos?
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
but is it social acceptable to mock the first of the small broncos?
dude's fucking massive
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
dude's fucking massive
willie wanker
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
willie wanker
when the edible kicks in
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
when the edible kicks in
tiger, elephant, and giraffe
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
tiger, elephant, and giraffe
these are cool as fuck
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
these are cool as fuck
rolling up in the wheelchair accessible pt cruiser
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
rolling up in the wheelchair accessible pt cruiser
