Xanadu
@twopumpprincess.bsky.social
i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane
Pinned
i can't wait to torture my miis
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
i can't wait to torture my miis
that is an excessive amount of nermals
January 29, 2026 at 11:59 AM
that is an excessive amount of nermals
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someone should bend me over a table
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
someone should bend me over a table
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charlie brown collected hoes
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
charlie brown collected hoes
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mr bean got raptured
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
mr bean got raptured
ntbts my beloved
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 AM
ntbts my beloved
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Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
me after getting a job at baskin robbins
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 PM
me after getting a job at baskin robbins
i can do the perfect homer simpson "doh" but i have yet to master his iconic "woo hoo"
this says a lot about society
this says a lot about society
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i can do the perfect homer simpson "doh" but i have yet to master his iconic "woo hoo"
this says a lot about society
this says a lot about society
seinfeld horror movie where jerry keeps moving away but kramer always finds him
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 AM
seinfeld horror movie where jerry keeps moving away but kramer always finds him
a new international incident every month
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 11:25 PM
a new international incident every month
in a shocking interview ted cruz says that he is "not sure what hawk tuah means" but he "finds it quite humorous anyway"
January 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
in a shocking interview ted cruz says that he is "not sure what hawk tuah means" but he "finds it quite humorous anyway"
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afraid to see what the number is now
January 27, 2026 at 2:49 PM
afraid to see what the number is now
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how did reddit become shorthand for "person i disagree with online"
"you are racist? bro that is hella reddit"
"you aren't racist? bro that is hella reddit"
"you are racist? bro that is hella reddit"
"you aren't racist? bro that is hella reddit"
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 PM
how did reddit become shorthand for "person i disagree with online"
"you are racist? bro that is hella reddit"
"you aren't racist? bro that is hella reddit"
"you are racist? bro that is hella reddit"
"you aren't racist? bro that is hella reddit"
you look like big chungus but in a hot way
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
you look like big chungus but in a hot way
how do i tell my barber i want this haircut without showing them this photo?
January 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
how do i tell my barber i want this haircut without showing them this photo?
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"do you like waffles?"
sure?
"do you like pancakes?"
uh, i guess?
"do you like french toast?"
why the fuck are you asking me these questions
sure?
"do you like pancakes?"
uh, i guess?
"do you like french toast?"
why the fuck are you asking me these questions
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 AM
"do you like waffles?"
sure?
"do you like pancakes?"
uh, i guess?
"do you like french toast?"
why the fuck are you asking me these questions
sure?
"do you like pancakes?"
uh, i guess?
"do you like french toast?"
why the fuck are you asking me these questions
damn that's crazy
remember when axl rose wrote a song where he dropped the hard r, blamed homosexuals for the aids epidemic, and complained about iranian immigrants?
remember when axl rose wrote a song where he dropped the hard r, blamed homosexuals for the aids epidemic, and complained about iranian immigrants?
January 26, 2026 at 12:29 AM
damn that's crazy
remember when axl rose wrote a song where he dropped the hard r, blamed homosexuals for the aids epidemic, and complained about iranian immigrants?
remember when axl rose wrote a song where he dropped the hard r, blamed homosexuals for the aids epidemic, and complained about iranian immigrants?
women after a hard day of being shopping
January 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
women after a hard day of being shopping
just learned that tom brady intentionally deflated the hindenburg, resulting ih the death of 36 people.
that shit was fucked up
that shit was fucked up
January 23, 2026 at 7:55 PM
just learned that tom brady intentionally deflated the hindenburg, resulting ih the death of 36 people.
that shit was fucked up
that shit was fucked up
doesn't spotify already have this feature? they are just rebranding "for you" playlist as AI and charging money for it
Spotify has launched the new “Prompted Playlist” feature in beta for Premium users in the US and Canada. The AI-powered feature will create a playlist based on users’ listening habits.
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 PM
doesn't spotify already have this feature? they are just rebranding "for you" playlist as AI and charging money for it