Xanadu (rude era)
@twopumpprincess.bsky.social
i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane
Pinned
is this real?
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
is this real?
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
always found it funny that they were called fruit gushers, it made me think that there were also vegetables and meat gushers
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
always found it funny that they were called fruit gushers, it made me think that there were also vegetables and meat gushers
this soundbite is going to be used in the intro of hundreds of future 12-hour long video essays titled "the rise and fall of ai"
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
this soundbite is going to be used in the intro of hundreds of future 12-hour long video essays titled "the rise and fall of ai"
so who is the bert and who is the ernie in the relationship?
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
so who is the bert and who is the ernie in the relationship?
hey, you got any visions of the winning lottery numbers?
Saw a vision of the future
and John Fettrman is going to fall down some really long stairs.
lets all pray for his recovery right now
and John Fettrman is going to fall down some really long stairs.
lets all pray for his recovery right now
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
hey, you got any visions of the winning lottery numbers?
taping a piece of paper that says "anti woke" to the wall of the comedy club so everyone knows that i am anti woke
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
taping a piece of paper that says "anti woke" to the wall of the comedy club so everyone knows that i am anti woke
oh believe me, i understand the kinks on levels you cannot comprehend
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
oh believe me, i understand the kinks on levels you cannot comprehend
i think more people should like my posts and give me money
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i think more people should like my posts and give me money
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woah
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
woah
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
linus tech tips definitely ate thermal paste at some point in his life
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
linus tech tips definitely ate thermal paste at some point in his life
jon arbuckle lookin ass
“So we asked ourselves: how could we make the common bicycle heavier, more dangerous and, ultimately, reliant on electricity”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
jon arbuckle lookin ass
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Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
looks like i owe someone an apology
when she is cute but she still believes that Valve will make a second Steam Controller :-(
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
looks like i owe someone an apology
platner is probably thinking "damn, i removed my favorite tattoo for nothing"
A survey, conducted on behalf of the Democratic group EMILYs List and obtained by POLITICO, finds that most voters wouldn’t support Platner over Republican Sen. Susan Collins after learning of his past social media posts
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
EMILYs List poll: Platner will lose Maine Senate race
The Maine Senate race is all but a must-win for Democrats looking to take back the Senate.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
platner is probably thinking "damn, i removed my favorite tattoo for nothing"
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
every time i see a cute femcel i think to myself "i could fix her" even though i know i can't
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
every time i see a cute femcel i think to myself "i could fix her" even though i know i can't
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This is how they treated that kid who would send people to the corn field when displeased
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is how they treated that kid who would send people to the corn field when displeased
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
you are giving off serious the boss baby (2017) vibes right now and i am honestly not a fan
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
you are giving off serious the boss baby (2017) vibes right now and i am honestly not a fan
the economy
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
the economy
fucking polygon team
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
fucking polygon team