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Ash
@twopercentash.bsky.social
Hi there! I’m a level 30 book lover who can’t get enough of romance, fantasy, and a few *extra special* reads. I joined to explore, chat about books, and trade recommendations. Let’s talk stories—whether they're on the page or in real life!"
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DnD night...

Everything was normal.

Until our wizard decided to perform a horrific surgical procedure upon herself for scientific reasons and is now dead in the middle of a magic shop.

Jesus Christ...

We were given a free item to resurrect her.
We chose to steal the item and leave our dead.
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Democrats: “If we stay quiet on Elon Musk being an open Nazi, he won’t spend millions of dollars against our reelection campaigns!”

Elon Musk: “I am going to spend millions of dollars against every democrat while also funding Nazi movements world wide”

Dems: “tuna melt memes? Let’s try that.”
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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WHICH PEOPLE, PLANET OR PIECE WAS YOUR LAST PLACE FINISH A VICTORY FOR, JILL STEIN?!
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I literally just sit and stare at the app drawer in my phone not knowing what to do.

#tiktokban #tiktok
January 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What willbe your last tiktok?
#tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you could make up a holiday, what would it be called?
January 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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#DnD advice: Recharge your dice by wrapping them up in old math homework.
January 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Anybody can interact
January 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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#DnD advice: Every mimic you find means that there's undoubtedly 5 that you haven't found in this room alone.
January 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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The hydra turning heads, then versus now.
January 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I wish, I wish, with all my heart. To fly with Riorson in a land apart.

#booksky
#fourthwing
January 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I didn't go to medical school to be told how to reattach a spleen. Well, I didn't go to medical school at all.

#DnD #TTRPG
January 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I feel like a book dragon low-key.
Yes, that is my tbr shelves,and yes, I need more.

#booksky
#bookdragon
January 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'd love to either work or own a bookshop.
#booksky.
January 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It's been a wait!!!! Time to listen in.

#Cresentcity
#maasuniverse
January 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Making health potions into mimics

#justdndthings
#dnd
January 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dnd phone costumer service.
"Um, yes, hello. I just got 7 damage and I want to speak to the manager"
January 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Happy New Year!

Go forth into 2025 with the same confidence as that one player who thinks "splitting the party" is a clever idea.
January 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I just want a job where i dony have to work.

Carry on.
December 28, 2024 at 7:59 PM
When writting puzzles for dungeons. How many clues are good to lay around?

#dnd
December 26, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Almost Christmas!!
December 24, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Happy birthday High Lady!

#acotar #booksky
December 22, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Need a new booktok place
December 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Is it just me, or was Thanksgiving like three days ago?
December 15, 2024 at 7:40 PM
If we had Otters do deliveries like in Cresent City, wed be in a much better society.

#leonardoAI
#cresentcity
December 13, 2024 at 4:42 AM