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Chris Ozols
@twolongos.com
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Every single one of the people at the top of the prediction markets for the dem nomination still has an active "twitter" account and I will be DAMNED if I'm ever voting for another one of these cloutgoblin types again.
December 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"I've got the perfect video to explain that right here"
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You spelled her name "Green" twice.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Did you try display: none?
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Agreed, lets be very careful how we euthanize Chuck Schumer. Humanely may be going to far.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If only Chris nods and smiles a little more, and then does the IRL prayer emoji a few more times, Jefferies will tell us who's going to vote for. It might be the dem nominee! We'll see!

🙏
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I was gonna wait for 1.0 but someone gifted it to me on steam so it would have been rude to not put in 60 hours of EA. =/
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Name and shame.
August 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Maybe should have chosen a different source, than.. a substack?
August 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Imagine voluntarily having an account on a site owned by an oligarch who did 2 Nazi salutes.

Imagine coming here and admitting it.

If you (dear reader) consider yourself a good person, delete your account. "Engagement" is not worth it. Clicks are not worth it.

Don't vote for them, either.
July 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Its not useless, I need to make lodash.debounce work. Thats it though.
July 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I was going to be so rich from the, as it turns out, $200 yamaha my dad bought in the 60s, 20 years ago.

Its still worth $200.
July 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Panther Moderns gonna give to you
July 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Gift linking your own column is a fantastic flex.
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh boy is he going to have egg on his face on Monday's Daily Show.
July 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am immediately suspicious about anyone not banned from HN
July 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I mean idk I still kinda like hayes
July 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I still miss you, the first argument to componentDidUpdate.
June 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We already have Typescript though.
May 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Right, I have enough trouble operating both controllers at once.
March 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
`color: "grey"`
December 11, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I made like $20 off my TI-85 blackjack game in HS. It had real arrays of cards! Not random! And the gotos. So many gotos.
November 22, 2024 at 9:30 PM
So no I can't recommend Coinbase too much. Also I still have the html and images in a github repo so if I can save the next owner of the site a couple hours, let me know.
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Monday these emails pop up and I get my crap out and turn off the site and delete the tweets. No apology, no acknowledgement of the site, nothing. My account still exists and is in withdrawal only mode, which is what I wanted all along, except I'd still have that bitcoin.
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Finally I've had enough. Its the weekend and its gorgeous, so I get out on my deck and buy the above site, $9. I hack out a bunch of very SEO friendly markup (this story) and images like this for the entire C suite, put it up and ping all the exec's twitter accounts.
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM