Twoey
@twoey2e.bsky.social
(she/they) Weirdy Queerdy. Asian. 🇻🇳 Bi. 💜💖💙 Left-Handed Leftist. ☭
KitKat is a lot of things, but most of all he’s A Baby Man™
December 19, 2024 at 4:51 AM
KitKat is a lot of things, but most of all he’s A Baby Man™
Happy Adoptiversary to Baby Ruth a.k.a. Ruthie, who 5 years ago on this day (also Friday the 13th) refused to go back out into the rain and so gave up the street cat life. She’s been a marvelous menace ever since. My Grumpy Plumpy Girl.
December 14, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Happy Adoptiversary to Baby Ruth a.k.a. Ruthie, who 5 years ago on this day (also Friday the 13th) refused to go back out into the rain and so gave up the street cat life. She’s been a marvelous menace ever since. My Grumpy Plumpy Girl.
I always forget that the return of pleasant weather also means Mr. Bishop’s Weekday Afternoon Pop-Up Street Preacher Sermons, he used to wire a PA system into his car stereo but somebody fixed him up with a little portable speaker and a mic
April 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I always forget that the return of pleasant weather also means Mr. Bishop’s Weekday Afternoon Pop-Up Street Preacher Sermons, he used to wire a PA system into his car stereo but somebody fixed him up with a little portable speaker and a mic
KitKat is no skippety. All baps. Nothing whimsical about catching these peets.
March 3, 2024 at 3:40 AM
KitKat is no skippety. All baps. Nothing whimsical about catching these peets.
Managed to replace a leaky faucet yesterday, not shown is the existential crisis I had on Saturday afternoon before I realized it couldn’t be fixed (whole assembly was defective)
February 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Managed to replace a leaky faucet yesterday, not shown is the existential crisis I had on Saturday afternoon before I realized it couldn’t be fixed (whole assembly was defective)
Mail carrier just left a package inside my security door and screamed “GOOD THING YOU LEFT THAT UNLOCKED” loud enough for the entire neighborhood to hear, how do I sue the post office
February 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Mail carrier just left a package inside my security door and screamed “GOOD THING YOU LEFT THAT UNLOCKED” loud enough for the entire neighborhood to hear, how do I sue the post office
Saw a gorgeous mirror discarded in my neighborhood but I’m not taking any furniture in off the street because shit’s probably cursed and/or deeply haunted
February 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Saw a gorgeous mirror discarded in my neighborhood but I’m not taking any furniture in off the street because shit’s probably cursed and/or deeply haunted
It’s Ash Wednesday, AND Death of Captain Cook Day?? Have a great one, however you celebrate 🖤
February 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
It’s Ash Wednesday, AND Death of Captain Cook Day?? Have a great one, however you celebrate 🖤
I tried to give KitKat a little a chicken as a treat and that asshole punched the morsel off my chopsticks. Racist cat. Today is Lunar New Year, you piece of shit. No windows in your house.
February 11, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I tried to give KitKat a little a chicken as a treat and that asshole punched the morsel off my chopsticks. Racist cat. Today is Lunar New Year, you piece of shit. No windows in your house.
I cut my hair into a bob. I realized that it’s become harder for me to take flattering selfie photos because I’m getting older and my face is asymmetrical, but then Snickers jumped on my chest and KitKat flopped down beside me purring so now I can’t give a shit about how I look.
February 7, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I cut my hair into a bob. I realized that it’s become harder for me to take flattering selfie photos because I’m getting older and my face is asymmetrical, but then Snickers jumped on my chest and KitKat flopped down beside me purring so now I can’t give a shit about how I look.
It is going to get gay. I am going to make this gay.
January 30, 2024 at 4:01 AM
It is going to get gay. I am going to make this gay.
RIP to Snicks’s top left fang, he chattered it loose this morning and scared me half to death but he’s fine and merely graduated from my Vampire Boy to my Snaggletooth Boy
January 29, 2024 at 4:52 AM
RIP to Snicks’s top left fang, he chattered it loose this morning and scared me half to death but he’s fine and merely graduated from my Vampire Boy to my Snaggletooth Boy
The cats love the new house, Ruthie especially enjoys giving Stair SKIPPETY BAPS
January 23, 2024 at 4:23 AM
The cats love the new house, Ruthie especially enjoys giving Stair SKIPPETY BAPS
With Laura’s help, we managed to install an over-the-range microwave! Now I can cook more comfortably on the gas stove with an exhaust fan.
January 14, 2024 at 4:33 AM
With Laura’s help, we managed to install an over-the-range microwave! Now I can cook more comfortably on the gas stove with an exhaust fan.
Sorry I haven’t been around much. I bought a house and it’s pretty great not having to deal with landlords or violent upstairs tenants ever again. Happy New Year.
January 1, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Sorry I haven’t been around much. I bought a house and it’s pretty great not having to deal with landlords or violent upstairs tenants ever again. Happy New Year.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HOM(E)O(WNER)
December 23, 2023 at 4:55 AM
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HOM(E)O(WNER)
🎵 Do you hear what I hear 🎵
My soon-to-be neighbor the Dauphin House had fire alarms going off all day Saturday and all night Sunday.
Happy Holidays.
My soon-to-be neighbor the Dauphin House had fire alarms going off all day Saturday and all night Sunday.
Happy Holidays.
December 19, 2023 at 5:20 PM
🎵 Do you hear what I hear 🎵
My soon-to-be neighbor the Dauphin House had fire alarms going off all day Saturday and all night Sunday.
Happy Holidays.
My soon-to-be neighbor the Dauphin House had fire alarms going off all day Saturday and all night Sunday.
Happy Holidays.
I gave my landlord 30 days notice on December 1st, radio silence until yesterday when I received this reply and I 💀 WAS HE REALLY GONNA SUGGEST WE MOVE OUT TO RESOLVE HIS UPSTAIRS SQUATTER ISSUE
December 16, 2023 at 5:40 PM
I gave my landlord 30 days notice on December 1st, radio silence until yesterday when I received this reply and I 💀 WAS HE REALLY GONNA SUGGEST WE MOVE OUT TO RESOLVE HIS UPSTAIRS SQUATTER ISSUE
Happy Gotcha Day to Baby Ruth, better known as Ruthie the Menace, who on this day in 2019 was a street cat that didn’t want to go back out in the rain and has been making it our problem ever since
December 14, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Happy Gotcha Day to Baby Ruth, better known as Ruthie the Menace, who on this day in 2019 was a street cat that didn’t want to go back out in the rain and has been making it our problem ever since
Me waiting on the results of an autism evaluation like
December 9, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Me waiting on the results of an autism evaluation like
I found this tiny ring and my immediate thought was “isn’t that Gay Ken’s cock ring”
December 7, 2023 at 2:38 AM
I found this tiny ring and my immediate thought was “isn’t that Gay Ken’s cock ring”
I have been dealing with this fallen tree FOR FIVE YEARS. February 1, 2018 this tree fell in the lot behind my fence onto the power line. The city/PECO/my landlord refused to act so for the past MONTH with only a hatchet + seething rage I freed the power line from under the tree.
December 5, 2023 at 12:25 AM
I have been dealing with this fallen tree FOR FIVE YEARS. February 1, 2018 this tree fell in the lot behind my fence onto the power line. The city/PECO/my landlord refused to act so for the past MONTH with only a hatchet + seething rage I freed the power line from under the tree.
All this will soon be mine. No more awful squatter stomping above my head and screaming obscenities at all hours. My neighbors will be an empty lot and a vacant property. I’ll be able to plant things in the ground.
December 3, 2023 at 4:08 PM
All this will soon be mine. No more awful squatter stomping above my head and screaming obscenities at all hours. My neighbors will be an empty lot and a vacant property. I’ll be able to plant things in the ground.
CW: harassment
Was awakened at 6am today by Shanika McClary screaming “Come get me bitch! Come get me bitches!” Then she left, came back and left the front door standing open, left again, then came back one more time to peer in the peephole and wave at the security camera.
Was awakened at 6am today by Shanika McClary screaming “Come get me bitch! Come get me bitches!” Then she left, came back and left the front door standing open, left again, then came back one more time to peer in the peephole and wave at the security camera.
November 20, 2023 at 6:22 PM
CW: harassment
Was awakened at 6am today by Shanika McClary screaming “Come get me bitch! Come get me bitches!” Then she left, came back and left the front door standing open, left again, then came back one more time to peer in the peephole and wave at the security camera.
Was awakened at 6am today by Shanika McClary screaming “Come get me bitch! Come get me bitches!” Then she left, came back and left the front door standing open, left again, then came back one more time to peer in the peephole and wave at the security camera.