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spent two days making double batches of snoopy earl grey shortbread cookies… felt like that bunny mooncake factory gif stamping them out
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
sitting in my bed like this trying to muster the will to shower in winter
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
how it feels going to sleep with snow falling gently outside knowing i don’t have to go to work or leave the house tomorrow
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I got myself a lamb rice bowl from the halal shop after to reward myself for surviving two weeks straight of work balance is restored (except i didn’t do laundry shh)
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
remembering i need to go grocery shopping and do laundry tomorrow after work
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
tomorrow may be a straight 6 meaning i get off work three hours early WAHEYYY
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
itchy stage has begun
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
housemates tonight no context
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i hate current film lighting/editing bc why does watching a new movie make me feel like I need to whip out one of these
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
unforch i am losing my healthcare this month so oh well it’s too late for that now 🤡👍
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
pms constipation has me in agony nothing works
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
tired of working when i could just be
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
if you put me in a facebook group for WORK!!! i’m making you WALK THE PLANK!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
still thinking about victoire who lost EVERYTHING but wanted to SURVIVE and fled to america, risking enslavement but was still that committed to continuing the fight SHE WANTED TO LIVE!!!
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
thought laufey snow white was destroying me but then forget me not has me like
August 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
hate when i’m abt to start my period why am i ravenous at 11am even after eating a granola bar
August 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
forgot a water bottle today and there are no clean mugs at work to use
August 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
why can’t i just have a normal cozy afternoon reading why me why why why
August 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the book ends with them looking at the uranium chimney and saying “how funny!” then going in to aunt jane’s birthday party :) this is so 1950s i’m HOWLING
July 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WAIT THE CHIMNEY IS ALSO FULL OF URANIUM I’M LOSING MY MIND THE WHOLE FAMILY IS COOKED
July 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
but also money is temporary swag is forever… idk idk i keep waffling back and forth
June 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
MY ROOM IS SO CLEAN NOW YIPPEE I’m normal again!!!
June 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
4th housemate of the apocalypse no context
June 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
June 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM