wtf is wrong with my dad every time i come home there’s a new shampoo and conditioner set in the bathroom… opened and the last one is still full
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
wtf is wrong with my dad every time i come home there’s a new shampoo and conditioner set in the bathroom… opened and the last one is still full
I’m about to commit arson I can’t find my fucking glass marble collection since before my dad rearranged my room every time i left for college that man stays ruining my fucking life
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m about to commit arson I can’t find my fucking glass marble collection since before my dad rearranged my room every time i left for college that man stays ruining my fucking life
spent two days making double batches of snoopy earl grey shortbread cookies… felt like that bunny mooncake factory gif stamping them out
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
spent two days making double batches of snoopy earl grey shortbread cookies… felt like that bunny mooncake factory gif stamping them out
frantically organising last minute fb marketplace pickups for stuff that’s too far out of the way normally for me but along my route out of town… i hate holiday shopping
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
frantically organising last minute fb marketplace pickups for stuff that’s too far out of the way normally for me but along my route out of town… i hate holiday shopping
all this postnasal drip gave me a tonsil stone im so pissed
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
all this postnasal drip gave me a tonsil stone im so pissed
sitting in my bed like this trying to muster the will to shower in winter
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
sitting in my bed like this trying to muster the will to shower in winter
how it feels going to sleep with snow falling gently outside knowing i don’t have to go to work or leave the house tomorrow
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
how it feels going to sleep with snow falling gently outside knowing i don’t have to go to work or leave the house tomorrow
tomorrow may be a straight 6 meaning i get off work three hours early WAHEYYY
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
tomorrow may be a straight 6 meaning i get off work three hours early WAHEYYY
OMG WAIT THERE’S A NEW BENOIT BLANC???? maybe life is worth livinggg
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
OMG WAIT THERE’S A NEW BENOIT BLANC???? maybe life is worth livinggg
rewatching the matrix bc i can never remember what happens in that movie even though i know i enjoyed it and i forgot a major plot point is the destruction of earth due to AI usage in the early 21st century and eye—
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
rewatching the matrix bc i can never remember what happens in that movie even though i know i enjoyed it and i forgot a major plot point is the destruction of earth due to AI usage in the early 21st century and eye—
I ripped my thumbnail clean in half 😵💫 looked down and nearly frew up i’ve never torn that far down I hope it heals okay 😭😭😭
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I ripped my thumbnail clean in half 😵💫 looked down and nearly frew up i’ve never torn that far down I hope it heals okay 😭😭😭
the concept of using horton technique during arabian (nutcracker) is so funny to me
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the concept of using horton technique during arabian (nutcracker) is so funny to me
came back from work around 10:30pm and told myself no dicking around I need to go to bed asap and what did i do?
-sawed down some bamboo i cut from my parents’ garden
-taught myself four different staff twirls
-proceeded to do a full workout (while on my period)
-sat watching tiktoks for 15min more
-sawed down some bamboo i cut from my parents’ garden
-taught myself four different staff twirls
-proceeded to do a full workout (while on my period)
-sat watching tiktoks for 15min more
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
came back from work around 10:30pm and told myself no dicking around I need to go to bed asap and what did i do?
-sawed down some bamboo i cut from my parents’ garden
-taught myself four different staff twirls
-proceeded to do a full workout (while on my period)
-sat watching tiktoks for 15min more
-sawed down some bamboo i cut from my parents’ garden
-taught myself four different staff twirls
-proceeded to do a full workout (while on my period)
-sat watching tiktoks for 15min more
I HATE NUTCRACKER!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I HATE NUTCRACKER!!!!
I can’t believe even oranges are getting shrinkflated this year :((
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I can’t believe even oranges are getting shrinkflated this year :((
did not expect to be bawling my eyes out not eight hours after leaving my cats behind bc i miss them 🥲 ig that means my period should be starting soon
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
did not expect to be bawling my eyes out not eight hours after leaving my cats behind bc i miss them 🥲 ig that means my period should be starting soon
sleeping in the winter time with both cats piled on me: blissful, sublime, joyous wonders
having to get out of bed in wintertime w both cats piled on me: evil, sick, twisted
having to get out of bed in wintertime w both cats piled on me: evil, sick, twisted
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
sleeping in the winter time with both cats piled on me: blissful, sublime, joyous wonders
having to get out of bed in wintertime w both cats piled on me: evil, sick, twisted
having to get out of bed in wintertime w both cats piled on me: evil, sick, twisted
if i have to hear my mom brag abt how she “only wants to eat vegetables”… “has to have vegetables with every meal” girl stfu eat ur damn salad just BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!!! it’s that goddamn ed brain i stg
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
if i have to hear my mom brag abt how she “only wants to eat vegetables”… “has to have vegetables with every meal” girl stfu eat ur damn salad just BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!!! it’s that goddamn ed brain i stg
Im going to chew my own arm off
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Im going to chew my own arm off
it must be so fun to be a cat… lotte found a scrap piece of paper and was kicking it around the house until she lost it under a shelf… i couldn’t get it out so I crumpled her a new piece from the recycling and now she’s rocketing around the house after it again
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
it must be so fun to be a cat… lotte found a scrap piece of paper and was kicking it around the house until she lost it under a shelf… i couldn’t get it out so I crumpled her a new piece from the recycling and now she’s rocketing around the house after it again
I love little lotte sm she’s been my loyal companion attached to my side and following me from room to room wherever i go 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I love little lotte sm she’s been my loyal companion attached to my side and following me from room to room wherever i go 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭
I’ve slept no joke 20 out of the last 24 hours i missed thanksgiving entirely not that i care but that’s crazy
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I’ve slept no joke 20 out of the last 24 hours i missed thanksgiving entirely not that i care but that’s crazy
wow i love winter finally my costco slushie stays slushie long enough for me to actually drink it :’)
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
wow i love winter finally my costco slushie stays slushie long enough for me to actually drink it :’)
hate waking up to a minor stomach event wtfff this keeps happening this week
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
hate waking up to a minor stomach event wtfff this keeps happening this week
itchy stage has begun
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
itchy stage has begun