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hi hi!
bird that learned to post on cohost and is now taking it to the metaverse. wait
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bird that learned to post on cohost and is now taking it to the metaverse. wait
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://critter.cafe/@two, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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Happy 6th anniversary to when i went to see Cats on opening weekend and afterwards answered a market research survey about Cats
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy 6th anniversary to when i went to see Cats on opening weekend and afterwards answered a market research survey about Cats
anyway if you haven't played Rhythm Doctor and you have any interest in rhythm games you really ought to give it a shot. 7th Beat seemed to incredibly outdo themselves with every chapter added to the game; I suspected, going into the finale, that they had nothing left, no more tricks up their […]
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critter.cafe
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
anyway if you haven't played Rhythm Doctor and you have any interest in rhythm games you really ought to give it a shot. 7th Beat seemed to incredibly outdo themselves with every chapter added to the game; I suspected, going into the finale, that they had nothing left, no more tricks up their […]
[rhythm doctor finale vague spoiler]
I FORGOT YOU COULD _DO_ THAT (which is incredible because i used that feature in Godot to make an application i literally have running all the time)
I FORGOT YOU COULD _DO_ THAT (which is incredible because i used that feature in Godot to make an application i literally have running all the time)
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
[rhythm doctor finale vague spoiler]
I FORGOT YOU COULD _DO_ THAT (which is incredible because i used that feature in Godot to make an application i literally have running all the time)
I FORGOT YOU COULD _DO_ THAT (which is incredible because i used that feature in Godot to make an application i literally have running all the time)
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December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
incredible things happening on the wikipedia page for the allegory of the long spoons
Allegory of the long spoons - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
incredible things happening on the wikipedia page for the allegory of the long spoons
i have made a new post on my blog where i review some daily games and get quite introspective about how i use the internet. it is possibly too wordy. also therein i seek recommendations for email servers and mastodon frontends
dailies
twotwos.nekoweb.org
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
i have made a new post on my blog where i review some daily games and get quite introspective about how i use the internet. it is possibly too wordy. also therein i seek recommendations for email servers and mastodon frontends
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November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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https://scuffledig.tumblr.com/animal i forgot about this page on my blog
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
https://scuffledig.tumblr.com/animal i forgot about this page on my blog
ok question. when someone in the context of offering commissions says "payment is via paypal" or words to that effect, can you assume that means a paypal _invoice_ or something that you can pay like normal, or is there any chance it'll be something that you need a paypal account/to be american for
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ok question. when someone in the context of offering commissions says "payment is via paypal" or words to that effect, can you assume that means a paypal _invoice_ or something that you can pay like normal, or is there any chance it'll be something that you need a paypal account/to be american for
i gather wikipedia - really, the Wikimedia Foundation - is doing one of their big donation drives again. much has been said by other people on whether they actually _need_ donations; personally I'm certainly not qualified to comment on the financial status of any particular organisation I'm not […]
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critter.cafe
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i gather wikipedia - really, the Wikimedia Foundation - is doing one of their big donation drives again. much has been said by other people on whether they actually _need_ donations; personally I'm certainly not qualified to comment on the financial status of any particular organisation I'm not […]
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Wikipedia is celebrating its 25th anniversary in January, and our amazing creative teams in the Wikimedia Foundation put together this video that I love.
Fun fact! There are something like 500 attributions for images, sounds, and text in the video 🤯 […]
[Original post on wikimedia.social]
Fun fact! There are something like 500 attributions for images, sounds, and text in the video 🤯 […]
[Original post on wikimedia.social]
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wikipedia is celebrating its 25th anniversary in January, and our amazing creative teams in the Wikimedia Foundation put together this video that I love.
Fun fact! There are something like 500 attributions for images, sounds, and text in the video 🤯 […]
[Original post on wikimedia.social]
Fun fact! There are something like 500 attributions for images, sounds, and text in the video 🤯 […]
[Original post on wikimedia.social]
there should be a `<h0>` element in HTML which would have the semantic meaning of being the title of the whole website (like on the main page) and the default appearance of being absolutely ginormous
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
there should be a `<h0>` element in HTML which would have the semantic meaning of being the title of the whole website (like on the main page) and the default appearance of being absolutely ginormous
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I've somehow ended up being the steward of a wiki about machine identities, and am working on expanding on the content.
Robots, dolls, programs of all forms, lend me your auditory inputs: How would you describe your identity? How does it change how you interact with the world? Any cool […]
Robots, dolls, programs of all forms, lend me your auditory inputs: How would you describe your identity? How does it change how you interact with the world? Any cool […]
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social.beeps.gay
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I've somehow ended up being the steward of a wiki about machine identities, and am working on expanding on the content.
Robots, dolls, programs of all forms, lend me your auditory inputs: How would you describe your identity? How does it change how you interact with the world? Any cool […]
Robots, dolls, programs of all forms, lend me your auditory inputs: How would you describe your identity? How does it change how you interact with the world? Any cool […]
workshopping "know where [one's] tail is" as an idiom meaning something like "be aware of the physical space taken up by oneself (either directly or by carrying a backpack, etc)". actually i think i'm just gonna start saying this and acting like it's normal
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
workshopping "know where [one's] tail is" as an idiom meaning something like "be aware of the physical space taken up by oneself (either directly or by carrying a backpack, etc)". actually i think i'm just gonna start saying this and acting like it's normal
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(radio DJ voice)
You're listening to
(pages flipping)
(phone notification sound)
96.7 ICAL
(Secretary saying "I can pencil you in")
This isn't your shitty ad-hoc JSON calendar format
(Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays)
You're listening to
(pages flipping)
(phone notification sound)
96.7 ICAL
(Secretary saying "I can pencil you in")
This isn't your shitty ad-hoc JSON calendar format
(Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays)
October 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
(radio DJ voice)
You're listening to
(pages flipping)
(phone notification sound)
96.7 ICAL
(Secretary saying "I can pencil you in")
This isn't your shitty ad-hoc JSON calendar format
(Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays)
You're listening to
(pages flipping)
(phone notification sound)
96.7 ICAL
(Secretary saying "I can pencil you in")
This isn't your shitty ad-hoc JSON calendar format
(Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays)
my ability to get into research rabbit holes late at night continues to astound me. i keep waking up in the morning after staying up until 3am the previous night to find i was reading the wikipedia page for "Well" or something as though it was extremely important and interesting information. how […]
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critter.cafe
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
my ability to get into research rabbit holes late at night continues to astound me. i keep waking up in the morning after staying up until 3am the previous night to find i was reading the wikipedia page for "Well" or something as though it was extremely important and interesting information. how […]
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Morning, creatures. Remember to hydrate and stretch your tail
October 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Morning, creatures. Remember to hydrate and stretch your tail
i've had this siivagunner rip going around my head for the past like three days. it _almost_ feels like this instrumental fits the lyrics of _Die Young_ better than that song's instrumental does. in any case it's just a really nice cover.
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i've had this siivagunner rip going around my head for the past like three days. it _almost_ feels like this instrumental fits the lyrics of _Die Young_ better than that song's instrumental does. in any case it's just a really nice cover.
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my lemming watching me destroy the bridge that would have led him to safety
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
my lemming watching me destroy the bridge that would have led him to safety
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who want me??
i am doing a giveaway of my goop! up to Two (2) people will have a chance at getting their dirty little paws on goop that is STILL mentally linked to me (it can't be unlinked through normal means!!) :3
sign up now by liking AND REPOSTING this post with that dirty little paw of yours 👇👇
i am doing a giveaway of my goop! up to Two (2) people will have a chance at getting their dirty little paws on goop that is STILL mentally linked to me (it can't be unlinked through normal means!!) :3
sign up now by liking AND REPOSTING this post with that dirty little paw of yours 👇👇
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
who want me??
i am doing a giveaway of my goop! up to Two (2) people will have a chance at getting their dirty little paws on goop that is STILL mentally linked to me (it can't be unlinked through normal means!!) :3
sign up now by liking AND REPOSTING this post with that dirty little paw of yours 👇👇
i am doing a giveaway of my goop! up to Two (2) people will have a chance at getting their dirty little paws on goop that is STILL mentally linked to me (it can't be unlinked through normal means!!) :3
sign up now by liking AND REPOSTING this post with that dirty little paw of yours 👇👇
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Using phones is hard after the hawk TF even with a falconer to hold it for you
September 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Using phones is hard after the hawk TF even with a falconer to hold it for you
query (out of curiosity): where do the robots (and similar entities) get their designators/serial numbers from? like, the 5-or-6-digit strings that act somewhat like names.
i realise typing this out that it's a terrible question because there's absolutely no way there's one source for these and […]
i realise typing this out that it's a terrible question because there's absolutely no way there's one source for these and […]
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critter.cafe
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
query (out of curiosity): where do the robots (and similar entities) get their designators/serial numbers from? like, the 5-or-6-digit strings that act somewhat like names.
i realise typing this out that it's a terrible question because there's absolutely no way there's one source for these and […]
i realise typing this out that it's a terrible question because there's absolutely no way there's one source for these and […]
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An infinite tape, a finite set of symbols.
September 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
An infinite tape, a finite set of symbols.
re https://critter.cafe/@two/115281831631797559
this is explained in the rulebook _(with annotations mine)_ as: If _(right curly brace)_ over the course of a Railroad’s _(factory icon)_ entire Build turn, the Railroad did not connect _(green arrow with red X)_ to a new Urban or a new Major City […]
this is explained in the rulebook _(with annotations mine)_ as: If _(right curly brace)_ over the course of a Railroad’s _(factory icon)_ entire Build turn, the Railroad did not connect _(green arrow with red X)_ to a new Urban or a new Major City […]
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critter.cafe
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
re https://critter.cafe/@two/115281831631797559
this is explained in the rulebook _(with annotations mine)_ as: If _(right curly brace)_ over the course of a Railroad’s _(factory icon)_ entire Build turn, the Railroad did not connect _(green arrow with red X)_ to a new Urban or a new Major City […]
this is explained in the rulebook _(with annotations mine)_ as: If _(right curly brace)_ over the course of a Railroad’s _(factory icon)_ entire Build turn, the Railroad did not connect _(green arrow with red X)_ to a new Urban or a new Major City […]