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Friendly, Welsh European internet bull from the UK 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🇳🇴og jeg lærer norsk (alle trenger en hobby). I’m queer/ace, autistic, platform agnostic, and quite geeky. Recovering graphic designer. Maker of internets. Find me elsewhere: https://bovin.es/@twll
Thanks!

And… also just saying… at the time, I was in Europe being European and Europing around as a European Citizen in a European Union member state and still had to have a student loan for tuition fees. 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That wouldn’t stop a determined Glaswegian ;)
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Traffic cone on the head of a statue?
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’m generally eating less! I have the magic jabbies that shut the food voices up…
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Reject humanity, embrace hee-haw.
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I used to work in marketing, but after a short but extremely exciting breakdown, I’m doing much better being technical pre-sales in telecoms. Turns out undiagnosed autism and marketing bullshit do not mix well.
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I said one of these on my first day at my new job:
“The laptop bag equivalent of the tummy bulge.”
“Enrichment for your mouth!”
“Is there such a thing as a piss sommelier?”
“Cooking with my vagina.”
“Oooh! Dildoface!”
“Come on, Mr Frodo, let’s use the Bum Machine™!”
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Very likely!
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Oh? Where do you work?
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m following you because of your laugh. Which I can’t hear on here. So uh yeah, must be because I like you? I dunno man, I’m just a cow.
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Openreach Disputed No Access.
October 13, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Yes please!
October 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM