Drill baby drill does not sound like a path to getting toxins out of the environment but what do I know.

“She’s a parent’s rights advocate.” THEN WHERE IS HER CHILD? IF SHE IS SUCH A GOOD MOM WHY ISN’T HER CHILD THERE?

you wanna find 140 year olds bro you are looking at the entirety of Congress right now

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

They're eating the transgender mice on Arab Sesame Street.

You’re playing chess. I’m playing Sorry. My therapist keeps telling me to stop apologizing

The #traitors addiction is strong, finished all of the UK seasons now watching #thetraitorsaustrailia then onto the traitors New Zealand!

I'm sorry, how do you put a snake around the neck of Sam Asghari and NOT make a Britney Spears reference?!

For shame, #TheTraitorsUS

Going insane waiting for #thetraitorsus to come back with a new episode I'm binging the UK seasons and WOW what a great mess this is 😂 I love it #thetraitorsuk

Yeah, no, Kanye... Autism doesn't make you a prick. That's something else.

the autistic urge to reassure a friend who’s apologizing for something they don’t need to apologize for by recapping the entire interaction from my perspective so they can fully appreciate that at no point was i ever annoyed or mad or upset with them bc how else could they truly believe i wasn’t mad

Diehard is a Christmas movie because Christmas is hard and makes me want to die

Kendrick’s unbridled hate inspires me to go harder at everything.

“It’s disgusting to think the shooter is hot”

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly