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Left leaning independent. Tired of Republicans afraid of their own shadow. Tremendous respect for Republicans that resist MAGA.
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Caption Contest Winner!
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Caption Contest Winner!
What was Little Marco really whispering to Metamucilini?
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October 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights
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Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights
The Speaker alleged that "far-left lunatics and Antifa members" were conspiring to take the First Amendment literally.
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October 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago
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Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago
“We gave you a 400-million-dollar 747. You’re not sticking us in some Idaho shithole.”
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October 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Americans Mystified Why Nonessential Federal Employee Still Has Job
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Americans Mystified Why Nonessential Federal Employee Still Has Job
The still-employed man performs no identifiable function, Americans noted.
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October 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo
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Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo
“If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”
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October 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize
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Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize
The committee recognized Trump with a "certificate of participation."
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October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Leavitt Flees After Being Cornered on Shutdown Spin
The White House press secretary admitted the administration was not changing positions on one longstanding law.
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October 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The missing $17 trillion: rep says Trump must reveal investments he is boasting about
President has repeatedly claimed his global tariffs have caused companies to expand operations or move business to the U.S.
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October 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Leaked texts on Scott Bessent’s phone suggest the White House got played bailing out Argentina—and U.S. soybean farmers are the casualties
“This is highly unfortunate,” the text said. “Soy prices are dropping further because of it. This gives China more leverage on us.”
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October 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Trump Commands World Not to Watch ABC at 11:30 Tonight
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Trump Commands World Not to Watch ABC at 11:30 Tonight
He claimed that watching "will do even greater damage than Tylenol."
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September 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol
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Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol
News from Medicine
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September 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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ABC Hires Kash Patel to Host Late-Night Comedy Show
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ABC Hires Kash Patel to Host Late-Night Comedy Show
Disney CEO Bob Iger couldn't be more excited about his new TV star.
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September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Trump Boasts That Obama Never Got Crowds Like This in UK
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Trump Boasts That Obama Never Got Crowds Like This in UK
“If Obama is watching this on TV, it’s gotta be killing him.”
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September 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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ICE Goes Undercover in Memphis
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ICE Goes Undercover in Memphis
An exclusive first look at their latest operation.
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September 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Kash Patel & Dan Bongino en route to Utah
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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BREAKING: Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
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Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
Informing Patel of his decision in a brief phone call, Trump reportedly said, “Sorry, Kash—we’re going deer.”
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September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Trump Furious at Having to Pay All His Hard-earned Bribes to E. Jean Carroll
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Trump Furious at Having to Pay All His Hard-earned Bribes to E. Jean Carroll
Plus: Trump explains why Epstein drawing can't be his work.
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September 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Trump Revamps the Smithsonian Art Collection
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Trump Revamps the Smithsonian Art Collection
Out with the woke, in with the joke.
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September 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Greenland Tells Trump it Will Only Consider Joining US After it Sees Epstein Files
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Greenland Tells Trump it Will Only Consider Joining US After it Sees Epstein Files
"We’re certainly not going to accept a character reference from Ghislaine," a government spokesperson said.
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August 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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National Guard Refuses to Go to Chicago, Citing Bone Spurs
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National Guard Refuses to Go to Chicago, Citing Bone Spurs
The White House was plunged into chaos after receiving over seven thousand notes from guardsmen’s podiatrists.
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August 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General
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Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General
"Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn't. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam."
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August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Trump Freaks Out After Nobel Peace Prize Form Asks If Applicant Ever Used Troops Against Own Citizens
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Trump Freaks Out After Nobel Peace Prize Form Asks If Applicant Ever Used Troops Against Own Citizens
Trump argued that the Nobel application was treating him “very unfairly.”
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August 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska
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Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska
“I had a good run," the former governor said.
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August 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Fact check: Trump’s latest fake history about the war in Ukraine | CNN Politics
Trump’s phony narrative about the Russian invasion is only the latest in a long line of false claims from the president about the war.
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August 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Citizens of DC Demand Republicans Leave Immediately
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Citizens of DC Demand Republicans Leave Immediately
Residents accuse the Republicans of participating in an “unprecedented crime wave."
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August 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM