Steve
@twittersteven56.bsky.social
Left leaning independent. Tired of Republicans afraid of their own shadow. Tremendous respect for Republicans that resist MAGA.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth — theonion.com/the-onions-e...
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth
Defense Secretary Pete Hegeth’s time overseeing the nation’s largest governmental agency has proven contentious owing to frequent security leaks, norm violations, and attacks on journalists. The Onion...
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February 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland — theonion.com/fact-checkin...
Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland
President Trump announced Wednesday that a framework for a future Greenland deal had been reached. The Onion assesses the veracity of Trump’s statements regarding Greenland. Claim: Greenland needs pr...
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January 26, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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God Punishes Trump by Turning US into Greenland
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God Punishes Trump by Turning US into Greenland
The Almighty declared, “Prayers answered, jerkwad.”
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January 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
God Punishes Trump by Turning US into Greenland
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NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
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NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said, “We saw his letter to me as a cry for help.”
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January 20, 2026 at 9:02 PM
NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
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People are saying this may not be the real Melania
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
People are saying this may not be the real Melania
Can you guess which side these guys are on?
January 16, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Can you guess which side these guys are on?
Since the US is a NATO member. Should they send troops to help Greenland defend themselves against umm the US?
January 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Since the US is a NATO member. Should they send troops to help Greenland defend themselves against umm the US?
Surrender Greenland or I will send Don the con Jr and Eric the stupid
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Surrender Greenland or I will send Don the con Jr and Eric the stupid
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@NotHoodlum
Surrender Greenland, or I will send Eric the Stupid and Junior the Con back.
@NotHoodlum
Surrender Greenland, or I will send Eric the Stupid and Junior the Con back.
January 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@NotHoodlum
Surrender Greenland, or I will send Eric the Stupid and Junior the Con back.
@NotHoodlum
Surrender Greenland, or I will send Eric the Stupid and Junior the Con back.
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Caption Contest Winner!
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Caption Contest Winner!
What was Little Marco really whispering to Metamucilini?
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October 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Caption Contest Winner!
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Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights
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Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights
The Speaker alleged that "far-left lunatics and Antifa members" were conspiring to take the First Amendment literally.
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October 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights
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Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago
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Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago
“We gave you a 400-million-dollar 747. You’re not sticking us in some Idaho shithole.”
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October 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago
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