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TwistedEllipses
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A work in progress...
Dishonorable mention goes to My Secret Santa that forgets its own premises. She finds out her daughter can get a discount on snowboarding lessons if you work at the resort, so naturally she works under a fake identity...what?!
December 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You can be both...
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
* Leans in close to whisper a secret * It was always edgy...
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
And it would be called Disney+HuluAppleAmazonMGM+PrimeNetflixWarnerDiscoveryHBOMaxParamount+Shudder because corporations are weird like that...
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The perfect compliment to corned beef and glass...
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And there's me, who ignores the personality descriptions and assumes they all look like they could double-cross you...
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
In the distant past, I listened to a Roosterteeth podcast. They were based in Texas and December was their pollen season. Apparently Juniper produced a super-nasty pollen that even gets people who don't normally respond to other pollen...
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I should check on on Half-Life 3...
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm going to insist she buy it herself and make it seem like it's a legal requirement...standard parent stuff...
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Every 3 months
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So broken...
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
(The dark grey bit, not the black or light grey bits)
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
If you said the middle-right of the thin strip at the very bottom of the page, then you win a prize of your choosing from your house!
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM