TwistedEllipses
@twistedellipses.bsky.social
A work in progress...
@midgi.bsky.social Bb's cake was a little...off. But I've fed the A.I. a lot of your personal/biometric data and a fair amount of real cake. So this should now be an image of your ideal cake:
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@midgi.bsky.social Bb's cake was a little...off. But I've fed the A.I. a lot of your personal/biometric data and a fair amount of real cake. So this should now be an image of your ideal cake:
@babybahamut.bsky.social I did something different this year - In order to produce the nicest cake, I spent hundred pounds on the most advanced A.I. image generation:
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@babybahamut.bsky.social I did something different this year - In order to produce the nicest cake, I spent hundred pounds on the most advanced A.I. image generation:
Every 3 months
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Every 3 months
1 whole earth orbit later
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
1 whole earth orbit later
So broken...
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
So broken...
If you said the middle-right of the thin strip at the very bottom of the page, then you win a prize of your choosing from your house!
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you said the middle-right of the thin strip at the very bottom of the page, then you win a prize of your choosing from your house!
Due to getting older and gaining a tiny human, I haven't been able to read much. Luckily, the library does audiobooks. Unluckily, they use 3 separate apps and 1 of them is a dumpster fire.
E.g. Try to find the search function in the picture
E.g. Try to find the search function in the picture
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Due to getting older and gaining a tiny human, I haven't been able to read much. Luckily, the library does audiobooks. Unluckily, they use 3 separate apps and 1 of them is a dumpster fire.
E.g. Try to find the search function in the picture
E.g. Try to find the search function in the picture
The penultimate round of baby photos:
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The penultimate round of baby photos:
Polygon rediscovered that Andrej Sapkowski is not the easiest guy to interview:
October 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Polygon rediscovered that Andrej Sapkowski is not the easiest guy to interview:
10 months check-in. Not pictured a huge amount of snot
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
10 months check-in. Not pictured a huge amount of snot
Still a hooligan:
August 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Still a hooligan:
Officially outside the womb longer than inside:
August 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Officially outside the womb longer than inside:
Is that why I got a misinformation ad on wrestling youtube vid at 8pm in the U.K? Not say, the international community starting to recognise a genocide...
July 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Is that why I got a misinformation ad on wrestling youtube vid at 8pm in the U.K? Not say, the international community starting to recognise a genocide...
I've been trying to hit 100 million for so long in Balatro, that I wasn't sure it was possible for me. Then I massively over-shot it...
June 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I've been trying to hit 100 million for so long in Balatro, that I wasn't sure it was possible for me. Then I massively over-shot it...
7 months, 2 Ant-eaters, 1 Pangolin and a baby...
June 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
7 months, 2 Ant-eaters, 1 Pangolin and a baby...
6 month progress report:
May 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
6 month progress report:
There was an odd nook as part of the design above our wardrobe. The height was a little over 30cm (4cm deep, 123cm long), so I tried to find a canvas print that was the right size - no success. Instead, I found 2 cheap velvet prints and crudely fused them...
May 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
There was an odd nook as part of the design above our wardrobe. The height was a little over 30cm (4cm deep, 123cm long), so I tried to find a canvas print that was the right size - no success. Instead, I found 2 cheap velvet prints and crudely fused them...
5 months in and her fate is sealed...
April 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
5 months in and her fate is sealed...
For Mother's Day, I got...I mean my daughter got...Law a card with some Pokèmon parents on
March 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
For Mother's Day, I got...I mean my daughter got...Law a card with some Pokèmon parents on
Everything is a giraffe, until someone gets hurt...
March 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Everything is a giraffe, until someone gets hurt...
February 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Penguin Attack!
February 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Penguin Attack!
This is my relationship with Delcatty. I have to look up the name and what it looks like. It's just a cat with an airplane pillow. Then I think 'no, that can't be right, there must be more to it'...
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is my relationship with Delcatty. I have to look up the name and what it looks like. It's just a cat with an airplane pillow. Then I think 'no, that can't be right, there must be more to it'...