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@twistedalchemist.bsky.social
two queers go on a three day trip…
June 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
two queers go on a three day trip…
according to urban dictionary, while @fairyspit.bsky.social was crawling around in dirt trying to save a kitten last night, one of their neighbors either asked me if i was into crack, or selling my pussy
June 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
according to urban dictionary, while @fairyspit.bsky.social was crawling around in dirt trying to save a kitten last night, one of their neighbors either asked me if i was into crack, or selling my pussy
@fairyspit.bsky.social does have a comfy king size bed ready for action
June 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@fairyspit.bsky.social does have a comfy king size bed ready for action
@sarebear44.bsky.social just said “i am on a celibacy journey rn, but a strap-on never hurt anybody” and looked like this
May 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
@sarebear44.bsky.social just said “i am on a celibacy journey rn, but a strap-on never hurt anybody” and looked like this
imagine publicly lying about me on instagram and telling my gf i have “dangerous character flaws” and i’m literally dressed like this rn…
May 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
imagine publicly lying about me on instagram and telling my gf i have “dangerous character flaws” and i’m literally dressed like this rn…
in honor of @sarebear44.bsky.social and @fairyspit.bsky.social reuniting tonight, let us take a moment to watch the perfect portrayal of them both
April 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
in honor of @sarebear44.bsky.social and @fairyspit.bsky.social reuniting tonight, let us take a moment to watch the perfect portrayal of them both
“jesus shredded for our sins”
April 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“jesus shredded for our sins”
allowing 15 min of appreciation today for my favorite fruity men, but then it’s back to business as usual
April 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
allowing 15 min of appreciation today for my favorite fruity men, but then it’s back to business as usual
dedicating my arm workout tonight to @sarebear44.bsky.social for that one time she told me i had nice arms and i looked like this
April 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
dedicating my arm workout tonight to @sarebear44.bsky.social for that one time she told me i had nice arms and i looked like this
this is what i’ve looked like all night cuz @sarebear44.bsky.social is sO STINKIN PRETTY
April 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
this is what i’ve looked like all night cuz @sarebear44.bsky.social is sO STINKIN PRETTY
it’s national @madithomas.bsky.social day so you know i had to put on the special socks for lil miss strawberry shortcake
April 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
it’s national @madithomas.bsky.social day so you know i had to put on the special socks for lil miss strawberry shortcake
for context, this is the clip that inspired that post
April 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
for context, this is the clip that inspired that post
this is literally what you look like when i offer you the last half of my cigarette
March 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
this is literally what you look like when i offer you the last half of my cigarette
me 5 minutes into my return to the gym: omg why did i stop going, i love this so much, this is one of my favorite activities fr, i feel amazing!!!
me trying to sit down on the toilet the morning after:
me trying to sit down on the toilet the morning after:
March 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
me 5 minutes into my return to the gym: omg why did i stop going, i love this so much, this is one of my favorite activities fr, i feel amazing!!!
me trying to sit down on the toilet the morning after:
me trying to sit down on the toilet the morning after:
“may this love NEVER find me”
March 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“may this love NEVER find me”
the weather is actually sooooo perfect for crying in my car, eating cold/soggy nachos, and listening to this banger while having a bonkers level mental crisis in the work parking lot rn ✨
March 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the weather is actually sooooo perfect for crying in my car, eating cold/soggy nachos, and listening to this banger while having a bonkers level mental crisis in the work parking lot rn ✨
me during line up today
March 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
me during line up today
okay okay finally starting this in honor of valentines week :P
February 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
okay okay finally starting this in honor of valentines week :P
in case anyone was wondering, this the type of shit i been on lately
February 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
in case anyone was wondering, this the type of shit i been on lately
oomf compared me to one of these and i’ll never be the same again
February 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
oomf compared me to one of these and i’ll never be the same again
if it ain’t like this, ion want it 😮💨
February 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if it ain’t like this, ion want it 😮💨
*a tall, hot, tatted up they/them with giant nose rings asks me out*
me:
me:
January 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
*a tall, hot, tatted up they/them with giant nose rings asks me out*
me:
me: