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@twistedalchemist.bsky.social
coming back from a bluesky hiatus to say goddamn it is so healing to work in the industry for someone that trusts & respects you but godDAMN it’s so hard to heal from the trauma of working for people who think just because you’re young and a woman that you’re a fucking nimrod unworthy of respect 🤪
August 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
coming back from a bluesky hiatus to say goddamn it is so healing to work in the industry for someone that trusts & respects you but godDAMN it’s so hard to heal from the trauma of working for people who think just because you’re young and a woman that you’re a fucking nimrod unworthy of respect 🤪
me, actively shedding tears at the bar: “hey i just need to let you know that i love you and i cherish our friendship”
@madithomas.bsky.social : “damn you sound just like me fr!”
@madithomas.bsky.social : “damn you sound just like me fr!”
July 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
me, actively shedding tears at the bar: “hey i just need to let you know that i love you and i cherish our friendship”
@madithomas.bsky.social : “damn you sound just like me fr!”
@madithomas.bsky.social : “damn you sound just like me fr!”
when amaya papaya said “if i’m not your cup of tea, then don’t fucking drink it”
i felt that in my bones 😭
i felt that in my bones 😭
July 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
when amaya papaya said “if i’m not your cup of tea, then don’t fucking drink it”
i felt that in my bones 😭
i felt that in my bones 😭
two queers go on a three day trip…
June 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
two queers go on a three day trip…
according to urban dictionary, while @fairyspit.bsky.social was crawling around in dirt trying to save a kitten last night, one of their neighbors either asked me if i was into crack, or selling my pussy
June 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
according to urban dictionary, while @fairyspit.bsky.social was crawling around in dirt trying to save a kitten last night, one of their neighbors either asked me if i was into crack, or selling my pussy
if anyone cares, 6 years ago today @sarebear44.bsky.social and i met for the first time stuffed in a car on the way to nashville pride, had the absolute strangest day, then proceeded to never see or speak to each other ever again for like 4 years
June 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
if anyone cares, 6 years ago today @sarebear44.bsky.social and i met for the first time stuffed in a car on the way to nashville pride, had the absolute strangest day, then proceeded to never see or speak to each other ever again for like 4 years
one thing about me?? i’m always scheming. scheming and plotting. always.
June 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
one thing about me?? i’m always scheming. scheming and plotting. always.
the shirt i bought today is so good i looked at myself TWICE in the mirror when i was trying it on 🤪
June 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the shirt i bought today is so good i looked at myself TWICE in the mirror when i was trying it on 🤪
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They call it being a waiter cause you have to wait for table 12 to fucking leave half and hour after we fucking close you pieces of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you
May 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
They call it being a waiter cause you have to wait for table 12 to fucking leave half and hour after we fucking close you pieces of shit fuck you fuck you fuck you
@sarebear44.bsky.social just said “i am on a celibacy journey rn, but a strap-on never hurt anybody” and looked like this
May 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
@sarebear44.bsky.social just said “i am on a celibacy journey rn, but a strap-on never hurt anybody” and looked like this
imagine publicly lying about me on instagram and telling my gf i have “dangerous character flaws” and i’m literally dressed like this rn…
May 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
imagine publicly lying about me on instagram and telling my gf i have “dangerous character flaws” and i’m literally dressed like this rn…
finding out your POS system rep sold your owner the WRONG version of the software for your bar THREE days before you open :)))))))))))
if my hair is entirely ripped out by the end of this week do NOT talk about it
if my hair is entirely ripped out by the end of this week do NOT talk about it
May 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
finding out your POS system rep sold your owner the WRONG version of the software for your bar THREE days before you open :)))))))))))
if my hair is entirely ripped out by the end of this week do NOT talk about it
if my hair is entirely ripped out by the end of this week do NOT talk about it
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Happy Mother’s Day to parentified oldest sisters everywhere
May 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to parentified oldest sisters everywhere
it's that time of year where i start thinkin about the taurus that lives like 500 miles away that changed my entire emotional life/dating perspective for the better with ONE date like 3 years ago and probably still has no clue.
i hope they're doing okay.
i hope they're doing okay.
May 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
it's that time of year where i start thinkin about the taurus that lives like 500 miles away that changed my entire emotional life/dating perspective for the better with ONE date like 3 years ago and probably still has no clue.
i hope they're doing okay.
i hope they're doing okay.
twilight trending on netflix this week?? i know what im doing tonight >:)
May 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
twilight trending on netflix this week?? i know what im doing tonight >:)
getting photos back from a shoot and half of me is still like “ew yikes i literally hate the way i look!” but the other half is like “okayyyyy maybe i am kinda hot” and honestly that’s self esteem growth fr
May 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
getting photos back from a shoot and half of me is still like “ew yikes i literally hate the way i look!” but the other half is like “okayyyyy maybe i am kinda hot” and honestly that’s self esteem growth fr
@fairyspit.bsky.social said “she Faccia on my Brutto till I Chartreuse” and my dick has quite literally never been harder in this bar rn
May 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
@fairyspit.bsky.social said “she Faccia on my Brutto till I Chartreuse” and my dick has quite literally never been harder in this bar rn
attention all!!!! it’s the one year anniversary of MISS POOPY!!!!!
May 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
attention all!!!! it’s the one year anniversary of MISS POOPY!!!!!
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My contractual obligation is to let you all know that @twistedalchemist.bsky.social’s only association with necrophilia was through the misfortune of having agreed to DD for three drunk bitches reviewing smut in the backseat. And also she’s unbanned from my mentions. EVEN tho she has an ATTITUDE
May 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My contractual obligation is to let you all know that @twistedalchemist.bsky.social’s only association with necrophilia was through the misfortune of having agreed to DD for three drunk bitches reviewing smut in the backseat. And also she’s unbanned from my mentions. EVEN tho she has an ATTITUDE
being banned from sarah’s mentions for NOT WANTING TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH NECROPHILIA is insane actually.
May 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
being banned from sarah’s mentions for NOT WANTING TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH NECROPHILIA is insane actually.
in honor of @sarebear44.bsky.social and @fairyspit.bsky.social reuniting tonight, let us take a moment to watch the perfect portrayal of them both
April 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
in honor of @sarebear44.bsky.social and @fairyspit.bsky.social reuniting tonight, let us take a moment to watch the perfect portrayal of them both
phil the uber driver was spinnin “Space Ho’s” by DANGERDOOM when he pulled up and now he’s going on a rant about how he WILL hit a pedestrian who’s “asking to get hit”
April 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
phil the uber driver was spinnin “Space Ho’s” by DANGERDOOM when he pulled up and now he’s going on a rant about how he WILL hit a pedestrian who’s “asking to get hit”
i want these fuckin conzuri loafers so fuckin bad and i hate myself for it
April 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i want these fuckin conzuri loafers so fuckin bad and i hate myself for it
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Sometimes a couple posts a pregnancy announcement and I start getting really really scared
April 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sometimes a couple posts a pregnancy announcement and I start getting really really scared
i have been foiled out of eating indian food twice this week and i’m going to crash tf out if i don’t eat some paneer soon
April 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i have been foiled out of eating indian food twice this week and i’m going to crash tf out if i don’t eat some paneer soon