Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer:
@twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy
JavaScript nerd, gaymer
Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
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Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
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I have been patched.
Cardio monitor I have to wear for one week to see if my heart palpitations are an actual problem.
Cardio monitor I have to wear for one week to see if my heart palpitations are an actual problem.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I have been patched.
Cardio monitor I have to wear for one week to see if my heart palpitations are an actual problem.
Cardio monitor I have to wear for one week to see if my heart palpitations are an actual problem.
Rahn
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Rahn
Saw one of the cats was sitting in front of the hallway camera, so I made it move to give him a little startle. The look on his face 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Saw one of the cats was sitting in front of the hallway camera, so I made it move to give him a little startle. The look on his face 🤣
This was an incredible satisfying kill. #overwatch
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This was an incredible satisfying kill. #overwatch
Even if you're just using TS like a linter, the typing can be a PITA.
I have former coworkers who still message me when they happen upon this comment.
https://functional.cafe/@raganwald/115503221865127993
I have former coworkers who still message me when they happen upon this comment.
https://functional.cafe/@raganwald/115503221865127993
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Even if you're just using TS like a linter, the typing can be a PITA.
I have former coworkers who still message me when they happen upon this comment.
https://functional.cafe/@raganwald/115503221865127993
I have former coworkers who still message me when they happen upon this comment.
https://functional.cafe/@raganwald/115503221865127993
Aska having a huge update the same day that Whiskerwood comes out is just cruel.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Aska having a huge update the same day that Whiskerwood comes out is just cruel.
I am so proud of this shot. #fuckyoutracer #overwatch
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I am so proud of this shot. #fuckyoutracer #overwatch
When a company ties employee performance to an arbitrary metric, it always, ALWAYS incentivizes employees to lie, either to the customer or to the company.
20 years ago I got written up at my job at Borders for faking email marketing signups, because […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
20 years ago I got written up at my job at Borders for faking email marketing signups, because […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When a company ties employee performance to an arbitrary metric, it always, ALWAYS incentivizes employees to lie, either to the customer or to the company.
20 years ago I got written up at my job at Borders for faking email marketing signups, because […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
20 years ago I got written up at my job at Borders for faking email marketing signups, because […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
Introducing the new cat to the existing cats is... going slowly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Introducing the new cat to the existing cats is... going slowly.
Happy Hazbin Hotel Season 2 day to those who celebrate.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Happy Hazbin Hotel Season 2 day to those who celebrate.
When you backfill into a healer slot, but your team is too incompetent to get out of spawn, so you finally just go "Fuck it, I'll do it myself."
I got POTG for this.
#overwatch
I got POTG for this.
#overwatch
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When you backfill into a healer slot, but your team is too incompetent to get out of spawn, so you finally just go "Fuck it, I'll do it myself."
I got POTG for this.
#overwatch
I got POTG for this.
#overwatch
Alpha? No!
Be a beta male!
Be a beta male!
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Alpha? No!
Be a beta male!
Be a beta male!
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
One of our old cats met the new cat this morning, briefly, when she darted out into the hall. He was SHOOK, even though he knew there was a cat in that room!
He then proceeded to sit in the middle of our bedroom and have a small existential crisis 😂
He then proceeded to sit in the middle of our bedroom and have a small existential crisis 😂
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
One of our old cats met the new cat this morning, briefly, when she darted out into the hall. He was SHOOK, even though he knew there was a cat in that room!
He then proceeded to sit in the middle of our bedroom and have a small existential crisis 😂
He then proceeded to sit in the middle of our bedroom and have a small existential crisis 😂
I have achieved beaver utopia, all jobs are now handled by robots.
Time for the robot uprising to begin.
#timberborn
Time for the robot uprising to begin.
#timberborn
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I have achieved beaver utopia, all jobs are now handled by robots.
Time for the robot uprising to begin.
#timberborn
Time for the robot uprising to begin.
#timberborn
Drought incoming? Oh no, good thing I have 1166khph in battery reserves... #timberborn
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Drought incoming? Oh no, good thing I have 1166khph in battery reserves... #timberborn
This cat is ridiculously loving and attentive, it's like she (we think it's female) was just desperate for a human to care about.
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This cat is ridiculously loving and attentive, it's like she (we think it's female) was just desperate for a human to care about.
I'm sitting in the car trying to pick a podcast to play, and I keep hearing this meowing sound, but I don't know where its coming from. Then a shadow moves across my car, and a cat drops down from the roof of my house. It's staring at me intently and then […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
[Original post on twipped.social]
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm sitting in the car trying to pick a podcast to play, and I keep hearing this meowing sound, but I don't know where its coming from. Then a shadow moves across my car, and a cat drops down from the roof of my house. It's staring at me intently and then […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
[Original post on twipped.social]
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don't mind me, I'll just mosey on in here and.. #overwatch
October 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Don't mind me, I'll just mosey on in here and.. #overwatch
The last device I got is their doorbell cam. Unfortunately I forgot to take photos of the installation.
It went in really easy in place of the Ring doorbell we already had. Unfortunately I did have to add a new hole in the wall, as the screw holes weren't the […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
It went in really easy in place of the Ring doorbell we already had. Unfortunately I did have to add a new hole in the wall, as the screw holes weren't the […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The last device I got is their doorbell cam. Unfortunately I forgot to take photos of the installation.
It went in really easy in place of the Ring doorbell we already had. Unfortunately I did have to add a new hole in the wall, as the screw holes weren't the […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
It went in really easy in place of the Ring doorbell we already had. Unfortunately I did have to add a new hole in the wall, as the screw holes weren't the […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
The two cameras I bought are Reolink E1 Pros, which are surprisingly cheap for the features. They have full 360° horizontal swivel and probably about 200° vertical swivel. You can pilot it in the app, but it also supports motion tracking where it will attempt […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
[Original post on twipped.social]
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The two cameras I bought are Reolink E1 Pros, which are surprisingly cheap for the features. They have full 360° horizontal swivel and probably about 200° vertical swivel. You can pilot it in the app, but it also supports motion tracking where it will attempt […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
[Original post on twipped.social]
The real surprise feature was the HDMI port. When I connected it to a monitor, after all my cameras were setup, it showed a realtime view of them all. This was not a feature that I knew it supposed, so I was delighted when I plugged a monitor in and it just worked.
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The real surprise feature was the HDMI port. When I connected it to a monitor, after all my cameras were setup, it showed a realtime view of them all. This was not a feature that I knew it supposed, so I was delighted when I plugged a monitor in and it just worked.
First, the hub. It's about the size of a cube box of kleenex, and on initial impression is very light. The majority of the weight is from the hdd that comes with the unit but must be installed yourself (I guess in case you want to do something bigger instead) […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
[Original post on twipped.social]
October 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
First, the hub. It's about the size of a cube box of kleenex, and on initial impression is very light. The majority of the weight is from the hdd that comes with the unit but must be installed yourself (I guess in case you want to do something bigger instead) […]
[Original post on twipped.social]
[Original post on twipped.social]