Double Trouble Kingchesters
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Double Trouble Kingchesters
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Well, at least two members of this family are inseparable...
Pinned
Prepare for trouble, and make it-
Huh? That's a different pair's bit?

BadJokesLucia has not been stopped from making more Kingchester siblings.
Pokemon verse OCs.
Dark and heavy themes are possible, and the occasional dirty joke.
The twins may have incredible good looks, but they're clumsy as hell when they actually try to be seductive. It just turns into a huge mess as soon as they make any effort.

For example, Laika is at her most charming when she's still half asleep and getting ready for the day.
July 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Zep. We should get back into horse racing."
July 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"...Zep, we need to get girlfriends. ...Or boyfriends. I don't really care. We've just been single for two long."

"...Lai, that would require us to properly meet new people."
July 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"...Zep, none of these people even have abs. I haven't seen a single actual washboard stomach here yet."
July 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Wendy is somebody who was nearly murdered, and you forgave the one who tried to do it."

Laika has no respect for Reina. She wanted to try making up for the old days when she heard that Reina was in the hospital, but now? Now she sees that Reina was never worth the fuss. She's the second most-
Her! And for the briefest moments, Celia showed me what I wanted for so long...

And if I can't have family... What the fuck even am I anymore!"

That was a disturbing blow up from Reina as she just collapsed on her bed and... She is flatlining!? What's going on with her!?
July 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"You've already been told what her compromise is, Re-"

SMACK!
...Zephyr didn't even finish his sentence before Laika straight up slapped Reina across the face.

"Get over yourself, spoiled little bitch. Nobody listens to you? Well why the hell would they when you don't listen to them? Lavinia and-
mentally ill person doing this on purpose just to make their lives a living hell!

...If she is truly serious about this, she'd make some sort of compromise. And I'd be out of her hair."
July 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
...Laika looks like she's about to punt Reina out the window.

"Zep, gimme your newspaper."

"...I don't just keep a newspaper on hand."

"Dammit. Find me a magazine, then. I need to roll something up and smack Pipsqueak."

Zephyr's just going to sigh and take over for a while.

"Reina, listen.-
hates each other and I just accepted it...!

...I know I am a stubborn asshole. I am just..."

She is biting her lip.

"I know she shuts herself off a lot from others. And I know this family can be fucked. But am I truly a horrible person if I can't at least try to ease Moms mind in the afterlife?"
July 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"...Hate to break it to you, Pipsqueak. But I'm pretty sure this right now is the sign that you already used your last chance. Kinda too late to be asking for another last chance."

The twins can certainly agree that talking to Reina feels like talking to a particularly thick wall sometimes. They-
chance."

She is still tearing up and shivering a bit.

"...Yes, this family is fucked... but I want to try and bring it back to what it once was or even better... Before Dad ruined it all."

She does have clear motivations beyond running away and wanting to defeat him one day at least.
July 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"...Pipsqueak. Mom's been gone a long time now. And..."

Looks like Laika's actually hesitant to say this, but... Eventually she gets it out.

"You were the closest to her. You were the one taken along to the island that day. Not the rest of us. The rest of us just... We've done our mourning and-
betray what she wanted... A family that feels connected."
July 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There's a sigh, and Laika ruffling Reina's hair... A bit too roughly, though.

"You have to let go if she's decided that she's done with us, Pipsqueak. If you try to force her to stay, then you are making it all about you. You're just trying to make what you want happen, even if it's what she-
so I just stayed put but..."

She was shaking her head.

"....Look... It's about /us/. Not me."
July 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
...The twins are not looking impressed right now.

"Listen, pipsqueak. Stop making everything about you. It's always what you want around here. If anybody else could get their way around you, then Lavinia wouldn't need to ditch the family again and move to a region with no Kingchesters to chase her-
destroyed Kingchester Corps reputation.

"...I just want this damn family together... But it feels like the harder things happen, the more shit like this has to happen..."

Even with the admittedly good loopholes and points Reina pointed out, would Lavinia or the lawyers care?
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Yeah yeah, just eat up, pipsqueak. We have some news for you."

News which neither of the twins quite wants to be the one to bring up... But after a bit of silent conversation through a staring contest, Zephyr sighs. Looks like this is his responsibility.

"...Lavinia got a job offer, and she's-
Squeak! Why did Reina squeak like a Pikachu with them popping out of nowhere?

"....Damn. That does look good."

She does look up at Zephyr and Laika.

"Hey... thanks you two. I actually was getting a bit hungry right now..."
Speak of the devil (and her brother)...

"Howdy pipsqueak. We brought food. ...Well, Zep did."

Yep, Zephyr's bringing over... A BBQ pulled pork sandwich?

"We weren't sure what you'd want, but I did know Laika would eat it on auto pilot if I let her carry it."
July 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Speak of the devil (and her brother)...

"Howdy pipsqueak. We brought food. ...Well, Zep did."

Yep, Zephyr's bringing over... A BBQ pulled pork sandwich?

"We weren't sure what you'd want, but I did know Laika would eat it on auto pilot if I let her carry it."
"...I wonder how the twins are doing. Hopefully they're doing alright."

Even if one of them did bully her back then, it was nowhere near as bad as Amelia..
July 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"...I think we should get dinner before we break the new to Reina, Zep."

"You just want to check out those food trucks, don't you?"

"...Maybe. Listen, we can get something for the Pipsqueak, too!"
July 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
...Laika's still kind of chuckling to herself about the 'dart in your balls' joke from the other day. And Zephyr's just pretending not to notice.
July 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"...Zep, I still can't get ahold of-"

Click.

"Yeah, hey Lavinia. We need to meet up and talk. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that works. See you there. Bye."

...That's a loud silence.

"...She ignored five of my calls. Why'd she answer you right away?"

"I don't call her 'Melons'."

"...Dammit."
July 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"..."

Laika's just walking off. She can't believe that Reina is still being so wishy-washy and uncertain...

And Zephyr's just sighing and scratching his head.

"...I hope whatever choice you make works out."

And... He's off as well. The twins can't be apart for too long.
the chance is tiny, I imagine picking a side and just... letting time pass... Maybe..."

At least it is a different way to think about this entire situation right now.
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Listen, we don't know a damn thing about Wendy aside from Celia hating her. She could be an absolute delight. Maybe we would be okay with her on a personal level. Wouldn't get in bed with her while somebody in the family hates her, and wouldn't try to force the family to change their minds in her,-
huh? Used to crush on an idol who only saw her as a friend and the only person who genuinely loves her, her family is not only hating Wendy and disapproving it but Reina feels like an enemy for it.
June 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"...Then it's like Zep said. The choice is going to be made for you. ...No. Let's be honest. You made your choice a long time ago, and you didn't have the balls to tell Celia. You're not trying to do what's right by her. You're trying to tell her that she's wrong about something that matters to-
a difficult solution for her that no matter what, she will be hurt mentally and may lose an aspect of herself.
June 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The twins are trading another look, and... That's a pair of sighs.

"So you're using your failure with Celia as a stepping stone to do better by the friend who is going to be viewed as betraying her."

...This time is was Zephyr making a cutting comment.

"...We'll talk to Lavinia about your-
foot in two lanes, it isn't without good intentions.

"...If it comes down to it, I want to make the decision /after/ our father is down..."
June 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"Death?!"

Yes, Laika. Death.

"First...?"

No, Zephyr. She hasn't died multiple times. ...Came close, though. Buuut he's going to try to compose himself.

"That's... That's probably a conversation for later. Back to the mess with your love life... Sorry, that wasn't very delicate. But... Reina,-
so... But I imagine she is different."

Reina may as well get to the point.

"...Celia was the only person who showed /any/ amount of family love to me since Mom died. So you can say I am treasuring it and wanting to help her, even if she hates Wendy."

...That makes this so much more complicated.
June 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The twins are trading another look. Something still isn't adding up to them, but that might require a conversation with Celia directly. But it looks like Laika still has something to say in the meantime.

"So basically... Things are getting worse between those two, but you're still trying to play-
It almost felt like Blackwell waited until I went with her to do this..."
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The twins are trading a look, and...

"Partners? Damn, girl. That ain't helping the indecisive imagine."

Oi, Laika-

At least Zephyr's putting his hand on Laika's head before she says anything more.

"Alright. I can see why you butted heads with Lavinia. I understand why it happened, and it gives-
It doesn't excuse what I did to Celia. It just explains it."

She is hoping the two can understand she isn't excusing herself. It's more of an explaination.
June 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"...Did you ever get your ass in gear and fulfill that promise later on? 'Cause if not, you're still breaking that promise every day."

Laika hitting the weak spot at full force, huh?

"Like if you fulfilled it later and she's still mad, then she's just being a fussy baby. But if you still haven't-
"...I guess all I want is to finally feel a part of this family. I feel like either a chew toy, a target, or a lightning rod of hate.

It may not be possible... But i want to at least try."
June 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Got a dart in your balls, huh? Sounds painful."

...Laika's comment just got a facepalm out of Zephyr.

"She meant-"

"Yeah yeah, her little froggy and apparently a Reshiram in Pokeballs. I just had to have a little fun with her word choice, 'cause I didn't understand a bunch of that stuff. Like,-
to Lavinia. And no text has sent to her... Which I feel like she is angry at me."

She doesn't even remember her freakout call to Lavinia? Or her sending her Pokemon to them? The hell did Jachejumon do to her brain?

"...Before you ask, I got the Zigzagoon today from someone close to me."
June 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM