Huh? That's a different pair's bit?
BadJokesLucia has not been stopped from making more Kingchester siblings.
Pokemon verse OCs.
Dark and heavy themes are possible, and the occasional dirty joke.
For example, Laika is at her most charming when she's still half asleep and getting ready for the day.
For example, Laika is at her most charming when she's still half asleep and getting ready for the day.
"...Lai, that would require us to properly meet new people."
"...Lai, that would require us to properly meet new people."
Laika has no respect for Reina. She wanted to try making up for the old days when she heard that Reina was in the hospital, but now? Now she sees that Reina was never worth the fuss. She's the second most-
And if I can't have family... What the fuck even am I anymore!"
That was a disturbing blow up from Reina as she just collapsed on her bed and... She is flatlining!? What's going on with her!?
Laika has no respect for Reina. She wanted to try making up for the old days when she heard that Reina was in the hospital, but now? Now she sees that Reina was never worth the fuss. She's the second most-
SMACK!
...Zephyr didn't even finish his sentence before Laika straight up slapped Reina across the face.
"Get over yourself, spoiled little bitch. Nobody listens to you? Well why the hell would they when you don't listen to them? Lavinia and-
...If she is truly serious about this, she'd make some sort of compromise. And I'd be out of her hair."
SMACK!
...Zephyr didn't even finish his sentence before Laika straight up slapped Reina across the face.
"Get over yourself, spoiled little bitch. Nobody listens to you? Well why the hell would they when you don't listen to them? Lavinia and-
"Zep, gimme your newspaper."
"...I don't just keep a newspaper on hand."
"Dammit. Find me a magazine, then. I need to roll something up and smack Pipsqueak."
Zephyr's just going to sigh and take over for a while.
"Reina, listen.-
...I know I am a stubborn asshole. I am just..."
She is biting her lip.
"I know she shuts herself off a lot from others. And I know this family can be fucked. But am I truly a horrible person if I can't at least try to ease Moms mind in the afterlife?"
"Zep, gimme your newspaper."
"...I don't just keep a newspaper on hand."
"Dammit. Find me a magazine, then. I need to roll something up and smack Pipsqueak."
Zephyr's just going to sigh and take over for a while.
"Reina, listen.-
The twins can certainly agree that talking to Reina feels like talking to a particularly thick wall sometimes. They-
She is still tearing up and shivering a bit.
"...Yes, this family is fucked... but I want to try and bring it back to what it once was or even better... Before Dad ruined it all."
She does have clear motivations beyond running away and wanting to defeat him one day at least.
The twins can certainly agree that talking to Reina feels like talking to a particularly thick wall sometimes. They-
Looks like Laika's actually hesitant to say this, but... Eventually she gets it out.
"You were the closest to her. You were the one taken along to the island that day. Not the rest of us. The rest of us just... We've done our mourning and-
Looks like Laika's actually hesitant to say this, but... Eventually she gets it out.
"You were the closest to her. You were the one taken along to the island that day. Not the rest of us. The rest of us just... We've done our mourning and-
"You have to let go if she's decided that she's done with us, Pipsqueak. If you try to force her to stay, then you are making it all about you. You're just trying to make what you want happen, even if it's what she-
She was shaking her head.
"....Look... It's about /us/. Not me."
"You have to let go if she's decided that she's done with us, Pipsqueak. If you try to force her to stay, then you are making it all about you. You're just trying to make what you want happen, even if it's what she-
"Listen, pipsqueak. Stop making everything about you. It's always what you want around here. If anybody else could get their way around you, then Lavinia wouldn't need to ditch the family again and move to a region with no Kingchesters to chase her-
"...I just want this damn family together... But it feels like the harder things happen, the more shit like this has to happen..."
Even with the admittedly good loopholes and points Reina pointed out, would Lavinia or the lawyers care?
"Listen, pipsqueak. Stop making everything about you. It's always what you want around here. If anybody else could get their way around you, then Lavinia wouldn't need to ditch the family again and move to a region with no Kingchesters to chase her-
News which neither of the twins quite wants to be the one to bring up... But after a bit of silent conversation through a staring contest, Zephyr sighs. Looks like this is his responsibility.
"...Lavinia got a job offer, and she's-
"....Damn. That does look good."
She does look up at Zephyr and Laika.
"Hey... thanks you two. I actually was getting a bit hungry right now..."
"Howdy pipsqueak. We brought food. ...Well, Zep did."
Yep, Zephyr's bringing over... A BBQ pulled pork sandwich?
"We weren't sure what you'd want, but I did know Laika would eat it on auto pilot if I let her carry it."
News which neither of the twins quite wants to be the one to bring up... But after a bit of silent conversation through a staring contest, Zephyr sighs. Looks like this is his responsibility.
"...Lavinia got a job offer, and she's-
"Howdy pipsqueak. We brought food. ...Well, Zep did."
Yep, Zephyr's bringing over... A BBQ pulled pork sandwich?
"We weren't sure what you'd want, but I did know Laika would eat it on auto pilot if I let her carry it."
Even if one of them did bully her back then, it was nowhere near as bad as Amelia..
"Howdy pipsqueak. We brought food. ...Well, Zep did."
Yep, Zephyr's bringing over... A BBQ pulled pork sandwich?
"We weren't sure what you'd want, but I did know Laika would eat it on auto pilot if I let her carry it."
"You just want to check out those food trucks, don't you?"
"...Maybe. Listen, we can get something for the Pipsqueak, too!"
"You just want to check out those food trucks, don't you?"
"...Maybe. Listen, we can get something for the Pipsqueak, too!"
Click.
"Yeah, hey Lavinia. We need to meet up and talk. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that works. See you there. Bye."
...That's a loud silence.
"...She ignored five of my calls. Why'd she answer you right away?"
"I don't call her 'Melons'."
"...Dammit."
Click.
"Yeah, hey Lavinia. We need to meet up and talk. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that works. See you there. Bye."
...That's a loud silence.
"...She ignored five of my calls. Why'd she answer you right away?"
"I don't call her 'Melons'."
"...Dammit."
Laika's just walking off. She can't believe that Reina is still being so wishy-washy and uncertain...
And Zephyr's just sighing and scratching his head.
"...I hope whatever choice you make works out."
And... He's off as well. The twins can't be apart for too long.
At least it is a different way to think about this entire situation right now.
Laika's just walking off. She can't believe that Reina is still being so wishy-washy and uncertain...
And Zephyr's just sighing and scratching his head.
"...I hope whatever choice you make works out."
And... He's off as well. The twins can't be apart for too long.
"So you're using your failure with Celia as a stepping stone to do better by the friend who is going to be viewed as betraying her."
...This time is was Zephyr making a cutting comment.
"...We'll talk to Lavinia about your-
"...If it comes down to it, I want to make the decision /after/ our father is down..."
"So you're using your failure with Celia as a stepping stone to do better by the friend who is going to be viewed as betraying her."
...This time is was Zephyr making a cutting comment.
"...We'll talk to Lavinia about your-
Yes, Laika. Death.
"First...?"
No, Zephyr. She hasn't died multiple times. ...Came close, though. Buuut he's going to try to compose himself.
"That's... That's probably a conversation for later. Back to the mess with your love life... Sorry, that wasn't very delicate. But... Reina,-
Reina may as well get to the point.
"...Celia was the only person who showed /any/ amount of family love to me since Mom died. So you can say I am treasuring it and wanting to help her, even if she hates Wendy."
...That makes this so much more complicated.
Yes, Laika. Death.
"First...?"
No, Zephyr. She hasn't died multiple times. ...Came close, though. Buuut he's going to try to compose himself.
"That's... That's probably a conversation for later. Back to the mess with your love life... Sorry, that wasn't very delicate. But... Reina,-
"So basically... Things are getting worse between those two, but you're still trying to play-
"So basically... Things are getting worse between those two, but you're still trying to play-
"Partners? Damn, girl. That ain't helping the indecisive imagine."
Oi, Laika-
At least Zephyr's putting his hand on Laika's head before she says anything more.
"Alright. I can see why you butted heads with Lavinia. I understand why it happened, and it gives-
She is hoping the two can understand she isn't excusing herself. It's more of an explaination.
"Partners? Damn, girl. That ain't helping the indecisive imagine."
Oi, Laika-
At least Zephyr's putting his hand on Laika's head before she says anything more.
"Alright. I can see why you butted heads with Lavinia. I understand why it happened, and it gives-
Laika hitting the weak spot at full force, huh?
"Like if you fulfilled it later and she's still mad, then she's just being a fussy baby. But if you still haven't-
It may not be possible... But i want to at least try."
Laika hitting the weak spot at full force, huh?
"Like if you fulfilled it later and she's still mad, then she's just being a fussy baby. But if you still haven't-
...Laika's comment just got a facepalm out of Zephyr.
"She meant-"
"Yeah yeah, her little froggy and apparently a Reshiram in Pokeballs. I just had to have a little fun with her word choice, 'cause I didn't understand a bunch of that stuff. Like,-
She doesn't even remember her freakout call to Lavinia? Or her sending her Pokemon to them? The hell did Jachejumon do to her brain?
"...Before you ask, I got the Zigzagoon today from someone close to me."
...Laika's comment just got a facepalm out of Zephyr.
"She meant-"
"Yeah yeah, her little froggy and apparently a Reshiram in Pokeballs. I just had to have a little fun with her word choice, 'cause I didn't understand a bunch of that stuff. Like,-