my first mom has commitment issues so i have at least one mom and a whoooole bunch of maternal figures of varying consistency. but. at least 3.

wtf i am a lean mean cat chasing machine if i had no skills could i do THIS?? *burrows under covers and sleeps on the couch for the next 16hr with only short breaks to beg for food*

wtf i am a lean mean cat chasing machine if i had no skills could i do THIS?? *burrows under covers and sleeps on the couch for the next 16hr with only short breaks to beg for food*

guess what i dont miss having balls at alllllll but thats just boy stuff!!!!!

guess what i dont miss having balls at alllllll but thats just boy stuff!!!!!

GRAMMA HEWWO I CAN HAS TREAT PLS

@twinkdog.bsky.gay you're the best good job

tag a dog who you want to be wife guys with

i said yes of course
they gave me a Treat!!!

🤩🤩🤩🤩 see everyone??? i'm the one politician who is simply TOO PERFECT to ever lie even tho i can and do eat hot chip on the regular

- the guy who threw that shoe at george w bush

- antifa

- blåhaj

- every single self-sovereign citizen of free catalonia, by unanimous consensus

- dril

- every girl whose media tab you've looked through but are too scared to shoot your shot with (BY THE WAY she told me she likes you!)

- all business establishments will allow dogs and distribute food in little treat form

- dogs are allowed to sleep on the bed!!1!1!

- TRANS RIGHTS FREE PALESTINE (DUH)

- as america's Top Dog i speak with authority when i say that trans dogs are dogs too. u have a constitutional right to WALKIES

- whenever I dump shit all over the streets of america i make sure to make eye contact with the nearest tesla driver

- TOE BEANS

- i am a leftist AND i'm exactly the kind that agrees with all of your takes, everyone else is wrong

- i have never owned even one dollar of capital much less stonks

- i have a whole bunch of moms and love all of them equally except for tess who i love the most (btw this is my official recommendation for optimal polycule topology, ladies)

- whenever the freezer drops ICE all over the floor i FREAK OUT and make sure it is neutralized posthaste

- i am a dog

that's RIGHT now maybe a little RESPECT is in order i am basically your gay elder if you go by gay dog years and i have NOT gone for a walk today

👀👀👀👀👁️👁️