@twicecookedporkins.bsky.social
I occasionally get drunk and post. I hope I don't hurt anyone.
Eli <3s Heath
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Eli <3s Heath
JFC I wish I were in the position to have a cat...
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
JFC I wish I were in the position to have a cat...
If a tree grouses in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, is the tree really cranky?
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If a tree grouses in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, is the tree really cranky?
Me waiting for a new Rifftrax
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me waiting for a new Rifftrax
I wish I had the money to be a patron.
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I wish I had the money to be a patron.
Fucking terrorists targeting innocent people.
April 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Fucking terrorists targeting innocent people.
FIYERO FOR PUPSIDENT 2028
April 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
FIYERO FOR PUPSIDENT 2028
This is bi-erasure.
April 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is bi-erasure.
But in all honesty, you guys are amazing. 500 more will seem like nothing. Get back to work!
April 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
But in all honesty, you guys are amazing. 500 more will seem like nothing. Get back to work!
Thank you!
March 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thank you!
As one of your constituents, thank you!
March 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
As one of your constituents, thank you!
Imagine being for this.
January 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Imagine being for this.
SKWORL.
January 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
SKWORL.
Ragoon.
January 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ragoon.