twicecookedporkins.bsky.social
@twicecookedporkins.bsky.social
I occasionally get drunk and post. I hope I don't hurt anyone.
@werewolfambulance.bsky.social I'm not a patron. But you need to watch two amazing movies: "Suburban Sasquatch" and "Lycan Colony". They will reinvigorate your love of haute cinema.
June 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@dissonancepod.bsky.social "Butt stuff is gender-affirming care." - Cecil Somethingitalian
June 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@officialjackblack.bsky.social youtu.be/oqy2N1jM2tU?... I wish you'd cover this. Hall & Oates don't get enough love.
Maneater
YouTube video by Daryl Hall & John Oates - Topic
youtu.be
May 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
@heathenwright.bsky.social Excuse me, you have the BEST cum gutters!
April 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@piatpod.bsky.social Man. 500 episodes. Who would have ever guessed. Just wow. We're impressed. Nobody could have imagined.
April 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
@dissonancepod.bsky.social At this point Republicans are so intent on normalizing their own shit that they've forgotten what shit is actually normal.
March 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
@wyden.senate.gov @jeff-merkley.bsky.social It's time for Schumer to go. We need the energy of people like Tim Walz and AOC running the opposition.
March 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
@dissonancepod.bsky.social No, Cecil, we cannot just pass over the scurvy thing.
February 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Imagine being such a shitty president that you play second fiddle to *Elon Musk*.
February 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@adamsilvernba.bsky.social #NBA Please just do the right thing. It doesn't matter what the issue is. It won't lose you that much money to be more moral.
February 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Normalize resistance music. Punk. Folk. Rap. Underground. We need that energy more now than ever.
January 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There are two kinds of people.
January 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you take me seriously, take a look at the people following me. I'm not convinced 90% of them are real. Am I real? Who the fuck knows.
January 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
For some reason there are some people that follow me. I'm just a 90s era wipeout. Stop it. Do better. But thank you. 💕
January 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Normalize farting. You are your most comfortable when you feel allowed to fart.
January 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
YOU PEOPLE
December 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Look, I'm a guy. I have a guy's perspective. But don't disregard my perspective just because I'm a guy. Disregard my perspective because it's stupid.
December 30, 2024 at 7:33 PM
@donfordvoice.bsky.social Kinda curious: any voices you haven't done that you wish you could do?
December 30, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Half of my followers are sex workers. The other half should be sex workers. You're fucking attractive.
December 30, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I will send a brazillian dollars to anyone that sends me cute pet pictures.
December 30, 2024 at 6:45 PM
@billcorbett.bsky.social Kinda wish people would focus on anything but Tr*mp the next four years. Now is the time when we (people that oppose destructive policy) should be focusing on making our communities stronger. We need an emphasis on local, positive change.
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Follow me, bots and AIs. Come to me. I am the chosen one: He Who Cares Not.
December 19, 2024 at 6:38 AM
@rifftrax.com Is it appropriate to send Riff suggestions to your social media account? I'm going to do it this time anyways, even if it's not. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmgs...
Creepy 1930s Stop Motion - "Dolly Daisy in Hearts and Flowers"
YouTube video by Old Films and Stuff
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2024 at 6:13 AM
@werewolfambulance.bsky.social How much deviled ham do you think a person can't eat?
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM