Tim Hannen
@twhannen.bsky.social
My kids are sucking the life out of me.
Correction: I am formally accusing him of raping children provided to him by Epstein.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Correction: I am formally accusing him of raping children provided to him by Epstein.
Please let us know when you put out your next album.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Please let us know when you put out your next album.
We met at Sam's Club during training on how to work the sample delivery cart. We had a falling out when you repeatedly stole the chicken nugget cart and I got stuck with the 7-grain cracker cart.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We met at Sam's Club during training on how to work the sample delivery cart. We had a falling out when you repeatedly stole the chicken nugget cart and I got stuck with the 7-grain cracker cart.
He's not against it, he's just against us knowing about it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
He's not against it, he's just against us knowing about it.
Did not take the Pope as a "Dude, Where's my Car?" fan, but I can't fault him. It's a classic.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Did not take the Pope as a "Dude, Where's my Car?" fan, but I can't fault him. It's a classic.
He really spiraled after that missed call. Got into some really weird stuff.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
He really spiraled after that missed call. Got into some really weird stuff.
Look, I'm with you...but I'm not yet at a point where my comfort is worth having to see some of my co-workers in sweatpants.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Look, I'm with you...but I'm not yet at a point where my comfort is worth having to see some of my co-workers in sweatpants.
The concept of a buyout is ridiculous. You don't get fired if you're doing a good job. The fact that you got fired means you were failing at the exact thing you were hired to do. Why should you get paid on your way out the door?
Is there a nuance I am not understanding?
Is there a nuance I am not understanding?
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The concept of a buyout is ridiculous. You don't get fired if you're doing a good job. The fact that you got fired means you were failing at the exact thing you were hired to do. Why should you get paid on your way out the door?
Is there a nuance I am not understanding?
Is there a nuance I am not understanding?
Reposted by Tim Hannen
He fucking orchestrated this, by getting 8 politicians not up for reelection to vote for this and acting like he and none of the other people facing elections have anything to do with it.
They are all fucking complicit.
They are all fucking complicit.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He fucking orchestrated this, by getting 8 politicians not up for reelection to vote for this and acting like he and none of the other people facing elections have anything to do with it.
They are all fucking complicit.
They are all fucking complicit.
Hey Jeanne, you might want to check your socials, and your conscience, instead of your wallet.
Your decision is going over like a turd in the punchbowl.
Your decision is going over like a turd in the punchbowl.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hey Jeanne, you might want to check your socials, and your conscience, instead of your wallet.
Your decision is going over like a turd in the punchbowl.
Your decision is going over like a turd in the punchbowl.
Hey Tim. You might want to check your socials before you cast that vote.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hey Tim. You might want to check your socials before you cast that vote.
"Knuckleheads" is being very generous.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"Knuckleheads" is being very generous.
MAHA!
Oh, wait, you thought we meant by eating healthier, exercising more, having access to more affordable healthcare?
No, sorry. Grocery prices are soaring. People have to work two jobs to live, so no time to exercise. And we're gutting your healthcare.
But we'll give you cheap fat-loss meds!
Oh, wait, you thought we meant by eating healthier, exercising more, having access to more affordable healthcare?
No, sorry. Grocery prices are soaring. People have to work two jobs to live, so no time to exercise. And we're gutting your healthcare.
But we'll give you cheap fat-loss meds!
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
MAHA!
Oh, wait, you thought we meant by eating healthier, exercising more, having access to more affordable healthcare?
No, sorry. Grocery prices are soaring. People have to work two jobs to live, so no time to exercise. And we're gutting your healthcare.
But we'll give you cheap fat-loss meds!
Oh, wait, you thought we meant by eating healthier, exercising more, having access to more affordable healthcare?
No, sorry. Grocery prices are soaring. People have to work two jobs to live, so no time to exercise. And we're gutting your healthcare.
But we'll give you cheap fat-loss meds!