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Sam
@samnoack.bsky.social
Engineer, dude, nerd. XXXX Gamestop shareholder. Biggest GME bsky poster. I also post memes.

Not contrarian, but anti-many things. I try to live a logically consistent life which means I must often be a prick. My dumb thoughts here represent only myself.
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Hewwo, it's kamaler

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December 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
As I just commented somewhere, I'm a huge star wars nerd.

A huge enough one that my wife's christmas gift to me was a $200 replica lightsaber.

I have no idea what I'm gonna do with it, but it does make me very happy to wave around at my dog, to his extreme confusion. Is anyone actually normal.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Your momma jokes are so 2010, your president jokes are in.

"Your president so stupid he thought Obama phones were literally Obama branded phones and tried to make a gold Trump phone to one-up it."
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's so weird how pretty much anyone who has followed GME since 2021 can see how clearly fucked up and fraudulent the whole situation is, but despite that, major figures aren't allowed to talk about it, and there is literally nothing to do but sit and wait for Wall Street to blow up their own face.
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
For reference, this is roughly the region that Trump is veto-ing a years-old water project for, that passed with unilateral support, because anyone who knows anything about Colorado knows water here is a critical problem for all the people living there.

MAGA, we told you he'd come for you next.
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What a petty fucking man. Preventing his OWN VOTERS in Southern MAGA Colorado from having water, because he is salty at Boebert not backing down on the Epstein files, and pissy at some various other Colorado officials.

What a literal ghoul this dude is lol.

www.newsweek.com/trump-issues...
Trump issues first veto of second term, blocks Colorado water pipeline
President Trump has rejected a bipartisan bill that would have extended federal support for a long-delayed water pipeline project.
www.newsweek.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
As much as I'm glad that we saved Gamestop, I wish we could have done the same for Radio Shack.

I miss that place, and the wonder of digging through their parts boxes at a young age to get what I needed to build a stupid blinky loght circuit is largely what drove me towards engineering in adulthood
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I love how Paul in Ephesians was like: "yeah we need to stop fighting each other, our real enemy is the state, the governors, the powerful, and the evil overlords of the world."

And then King James saw that and was like "wait, that's me tho" and changed it to be some vague spiritual mumbo jumbo. 😂
December 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Funny interaction I had with Gamestop, buying cheap candy con mods.

They were pulling them off shelves because "they don't sell lately" and the cashier and I joked about how it makes sense, because ours are both indestructible.

Gamestop made a product too solid quality to ever need to buy twice 😂
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Silver and platinum hoarding/scalping might actually be an equally good retail activist justice campaign compared to Gamestop.

We idiots can theoretically lock most of the available silver/plat supply. Who needs it most? AI, military industrial, oil/car industry, etc.

Could retail push demands? 🤔
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dude unironically looks like pennywise before he eats kids.

Which... considering he is a pedophile with an apparent obsession with eating nipples raw... Maybe that was a poor choice of words lol.
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Iran's regime is now in full scale collapse between an existential water shortage in the capitol itself, an imploding currency that is spiraling into hyper-inflation, a complete lack of functional allies, and protests erupting nationwide.

It's crazy how they were a regional superpower 10 years ago.
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
lol
December 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
There is a very weird cognitive dissonance in many communities that are simaltenously incel "fuck entitled modern women who think men should pay for everything" and also "women should have no rights and should be in the kitchen and sexing things up and let me pay for everything"

It's interesting.
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There might actually be some truth to the bank crisis rumors. Much better source showing unprecedented & unlimited silent handouts to banks, and JPM itself on the hook for probably 6,000 tons of silver they cannot actually physically accumulate now.

www.dcreport.org/2025/12/29/n...
Big Banks Enjoy Stealth Bailouts - A DCReport Exclusive
The NYFed has quietly injected tens of billions into major banks—now with no limit. Unreported policy changes raise fears of another Wall Street bailout.
www.dcreport.org
December 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
History books gonna need to pull a Star Wars Ep 9 "somehow, Trump returned" to explain the 2020's, because it's gonna be literally too bewildering for a 10 year old 5 decades from now to explain how we went from 4 Seasons Total Landscaping to an 80 year old Trump having the nuclear button again.
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The Peaty-Ramsay family feud is a really good example of a lesson I learned very young.

At my first internship, my coworker forced me to be in a meeting about $millions$ I had nothing to do with because: "I want you to see how fucked up money makes people."

It was a lesson worth learning firsthand
December 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm really curious to see if we get more confirmation about bank issues today.

There are plenty of reasons to assume the rumors are just that, but they also aren't impossible.

A $2.5 billion direct margin call could coincide with billions more in losses from clients and brokers and topple a bank.
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That said, Hat Turner is a moron white supremecist who spreads fake news, so this absolutely could be fabricated bs.

As Zen Master says, we'll see. 😂
December 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Well holy shit this just got incredibly spicy. $34 billion in emergency fed injections overnight seems to confirm this is more than a midnight rumor. Guess we'll learn more tomorrow once the panic protection team figures out how to deliver the news 😂

www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk...
From the Superstonk community on Reddit: Rumors circulating that a bank heavily invested in shiny metals failed
Explore this post and more from the Superstonk community
www.reddit.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Interesting. Someone threatened the r/Superstonk mods with legal action and all kinds of other bullshit over a years old post about Anson Funds, a company straight up notorious for fraud and dipshit PR efforts to control the narrative.

Just another battlefield in the raging Gamestop ape war lol.
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I really wanna emphasize how insane it is that a physical metal is effectively short squeezing.

There's a lot of reasons why, but at the end of the day it's because like everything on the markets, price is fucking rigged, and the people doing the rigging are now in trouble lol.
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The new stranger things episodes were kind of a let down, I didn't like them a ton. I hope the finale is worth it lol.

I will say though Dustin having a mental breakdown at Steve about to get himself killed was one of the highlights of the entire show. His acting in that scene landed perfectly.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've been in Gamestop a lot lately due to the holiday season.

It's undervalued lol.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Trump is literally evil incarnate, and it is not derangement to acknowledge that.

It's deranged to ignore the glaringly obvious evidence of that FACT to coddle your feelings that you didn't oopsie vote for a 21st century Hitler.

The facts. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck. If. Your. Feelings. Are. Hurt.
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM