grilled this prime rib

Justice for Tricki Woo. #NationalDogShow

hear me out

N3d eats freeze dried black worms, which (if you stuff enough in your mouth) can also be used as a flotation device.

had to explain that as a UK based company, we don’t have black friday promotions because the UK doesn’t really celebrate thanksgiving… and then I had to explain why they don’t celebrate thanksgiving. so, I think I just met our new secretary of education.

whoever puked in a popcorn bucket in the handicap stall at madison yards amc is an ug-uh-ly bitch.

one of my favorite customers came in today and she always makes my entire day! I really needed it so I’m glad it happened. the future may be dark, but you gotta collect stars every day to stay bright!!!

The man next to us at mariah bought two seats and only used one and kept his fries in the empty one and I think that’s the hardest flex I’ve ever seen

my only real downside to coming to the bluest of skies is that lady gaga follows me on the other app

waiting at p.f. changs 20 minutes after my bowl of soup was supposed to be ready but ‘fantasy’ by mariah is playing so I guess I won’t kill myself today

of the trees was actually insane and I feel so lucky to have been there

now, why is this the screen grab choice for matilda on netflix???

y’all ever heard of a book?

buc-ee’s and it’s the same but it’s in colorado so it’s not