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Shows and shit. ATL.
Porsha’s fake crying and whisper baby talk during the sit down would’ve made me raise my voice so hard. Shamea is better than me. #RHOA
May 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s sort of fucking insane how many zoomers are on TokTik complaining about shows now starting at 7pm like have they ever fucking gone to a show.
May 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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In other words, the queers are so overwhelmingly fabulous that it drove straight people insane
May 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I really love #theLastofUs for a lot of reasons but a big one is I can actually see what the fuck is happening unlike some other Max shows starring dragons and bad wigs.
April 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He is realllly doing it for me lately.
I want politics to be about a better everyday life.

Here's what that can look like:
April 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Yo Gabba Gabba being the biggest stars at Coachella and everyone freaking out over them is healing something in me I didn’t know was broken.
April 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The world is absolute shit but there has to be something good happening if we allowed a fucking weirdo theater kid like Lady Gaga to be one of the absolute best pop stars in history. That set was legendary! #Coachella
April 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Fucking thrilled the White Lotus is finally over so yall can go back to being regular annoying instead of oh my god for the love of Christ shut the absolute fuck up annoying.
April 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m a Kenya fan, I am and what Brit did was completely out of line. But that shit at the salon was nasty. Sorry girl. #RHOA
April 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Thought about Joss Stone for the first time in like 20 years today, thought I was having a stroke.
April 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Felt like today was a great day to unfollow Evan Ross Katz on all platforms.
April 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Bloop.
These aren't the actions of a mastermind and there's no real plan here. It's just morons smashing up everything because they liked the last century much more than this one and they overestimate how much Americans are willing to suffer in order to say the N word again
April 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Husband and I got Gaga tickets for Toronto and I may just whoopsie and stay for forever.
April 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sorry yall but the White Lotus is fucking boring this season and the only reason anyone liked it before was because of Jennifer Coolidge. It’s completely adrift is a cycle of white people doing bad and everyone else cleaning up after them. Yawn and pass! Text me when the Last of Us starts.
March 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Girls in ATL post on their ig stories like “take me back” and it’s just a video of them from last night blacked out at a hookah bar.
March 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Vegas this weekend after I just recovered from NOLA.
March 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Shouting into the void, but #SummerHouse desperately needs gay roommates. Imagine Kyle and Jesse pulling that bullshit in front of some Hell’s Kitchen demon twinks. Kyle would literally puke blood! I need it, Andy!!
March 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The whole reason we’re here is because a bunch of immature little fucks (mostly men) were mad they couldn’t say f*ggot and r*tard without getting yelled at and they thought T*ump was funny and didn’t affect them so they voted for him as a joke. You’re friends with people like this and so am I!
March 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Because they aren’t fucking babies?
The main mystery in Severance is how everyone seems so fine with the cold
March 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Quite literally changed my life.
20 years ago today, Mariah Carey released “We Belong Together.”
March 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I knew it was gonna be Unholy but what if it had been Latch?! #DragRace
March 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Gen Z are just Boomers but without money and less rhythm.
March 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
God, I fucking hate Greg. #M2M
March 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Str*ight men will post the same Kendrick Lamar song on their stories every week, sit back and say “yes”.
March 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gen Z saying Gaga is “reheating nachos” meanwhile having a complete fucking meltdown if they have to respond to an email.
March 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM