Twelve Meatballs
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Twelve Meatballs
@twelvemeatballs.bsky.social
I was just really hungry.
I wanted to find out if I could use stablecoins in Buenos Aires and the results were hilarious.

Free to download (Decentralized! Permissionless!): twelvemeatballs.com/confession/c...
Can I pay with this?
Can I Pay With This? A stablecoin experiment in Buenos Aires Hello from Devconnect! I got here early and spent a week trying to understand how Decentralized Finance works on a practical level, as a ...
twelvemeatballs.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
(like most of AITA, this is a work of fiction)

...We both thought it made sense to design a wedding experience that reflected what brought us together. So I created an onchain proposal titled "Merge IRL Assets?"

mirror.xyz/consensusmec...
AITA for token-gating my wedding?
(Like most of AITA, this is a work of fiction.)
mirror.xyz
May 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Consensus Mechanisms is a series of Ethernet-inspired fiction. The first in the series is Exit Queue: Validator 448a's Final Attestation

mirror.xyz/consensusmec...
Exit Queue: Validator 448a's Final Attestation
This letter serves as formal notification of my intent to withdraw from active consensus participation, effective upon the completion of the current exit queue.
mirror.xyz
May 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Reposted by Twelve Meatballs
The ICC’s chief prosecutor has lost access to his email, and his bank accounts have been frozen.

American staffers at the court have been told that if they travel to the U.S. they risk arrest.

NGOs have stopped working with the ICC, the leader of one won’t even reply to ICC emails.
Trump's sanctions on ICC prosecutor have halted tribunal's work
Nearly three months ago, U.S. President Donald Trump slapped sanctions on the International Criminal Court's chief prosecutor, Karim Khan.
apnews.com
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
ETHDam announced Thierry Baudet as a “political ally” and speaker.
He’s praised Putin, called for mass deportations, and believes the world is run by lizard people.
This isn’t edgy. It’s a problem.

twelvemeatballs.com/s1/ethdam-in...
ETHDam invited a conspiracy theorist. That’s a choice. | Conference Season
twelvemeatballs.com
April 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
❄️ I would like to file a complaint.

This is not the launch weather I ordered.

Conference Season begins soon. Assuming I don’t freeze first.
April 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Deeply amusing but I'm not convinced that RT didn't intentionally publish key points for their audience who won't bother to dig any deeper.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/uk-defence-j...
UK Defence Journal tricks Russian state media
An April Fools’ Day article published by the UK Defence Journal was mistakenly reported as fact by Russian state media outlet RT.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
April 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Reposted by Twelve Meatballs
Did firing leadership, inducing massive anxiety and chaos across the federal government, dismissing the FAA safety board, and overall consistent demonizing of every federal employee play a role in this?
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What even is a wrap burger...
January 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Today I spent much too long trying to convince my robot floor cleaner that it doesn't live in the closet. I have now erased its entire memory and I am pretending that the closet doesn't exist. This is not the robot revolution I was expecting.
January 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What kills me here is how polite about it they were.

www.politico.eu/article/pola...

Officials apparently became aware of the problem when the weapons were found sitting in the IKEA warehouse, at which point someone called the military to ask “when they would collect their mines.”
Polish general fired after missing anti-tank mines were found in IKEA
The mishap only came to light when the military was called to ask when they would collect their mines from an IKEA warehouse.
www.politico.eu
January 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I minted an POAP for an amazing community! <3 @poapxyz
collectors.poap.xyz/token/7287060
POAP #7287060
0x4c4ef393a01cdffa079ae977000cde18edcd7bc1 has a collection of 1 POAP
collectors.poap.xyz
January 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Here, have a crow. His name is Gary.
January 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM