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i eat dotfile, tastes like static
I just got pizza simulator'd, bought a monitor from Amazon, had a pretty good mark off, came in the mail with a dented corner. Shit.

( Gonna claim for a partial refund )
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i went to the gym and I drank today. I can't walk well and I don't know if it's cause of leg day or cause of the liquor
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
no costume this halloween, next year mayb
October 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The amount of times I've encountered the APGAR score outside of Sam O nella is two. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I have left the expensive environment of purchasing packs in TCG A, I am going for the equally expensive packs of TCG B cause I have self respect
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
shit. i'm a webdev. pass me over the overpriced matcha latte while i browse my nextjs app hosted in vercel on my macbook pro
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
god the first combat of the new CR campaign is going great
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i could save up for a switch 2. i could also just... not buy a device that will punish me for eventually jailbreaking it
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
for a change of pace, hey people from America, y'all making chicken and waffles, do y'all eat it as breakfast, lunch, brunch, snack? also do I just go and buy a KFC bucket and dump it on top of some waffles? honey? pls instruct, i am hungry tomorrow for breakfast
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Every time I think I can't get more pissed off of AI meddling it's crap into more creative fields, I am impressed by the new ways it tries to completely wreck havoc on both creative and informative content online.
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reposted by tweep 🐦
Today we jump for the beef
October 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
me with suspiciously government shaped throat: i don't know what happened to the government, you got any dessert options btw?
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
the more I work with computers, the more I understand windows. it brings shame to my lineage
October 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
there was a joke in my friend group to go around and if you left your computer unattended to create 127 new desktops and win+L to lock the computer.

never ended up participating since I was running ( and still am running ) arch at the time. top haxor move 10/10
September 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
whats homestuck, and can i eat it?
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
got my eyes on @tangled.org, very interesting project, might migrate or at the very least replicate some projects to it. i love the new trend of decentralized services
September 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This slaps so hard, I love it
jocat.net JoCat @jocat.net · Sep 28
When my viewers recommended I listen to this, there was no way I couldn't do my own version

The Sword & Board presents: Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat youtu.be/U0SGSW0DkEE
Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat - JoCat Cover Lyric Video
YouTube video by JoCat
youtu.be
September 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
you know, when I was making dream plans of moving into Europe, UK was on the list. I say was, cause in hell no way I am moving into the equivalent of a 1982 book plot with my information regarding my digital use.
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
omg i love tylenol
September 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
there's cats that sit down like bread mode, and then there's mine who just... sits like a biped
September 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
got some real nice pulls from the latest yugioh tin, copy of tract, infinite impermanence and bystial... something, the grey one. real happy with it, gonna see if I can trade the bystial for a spirit of blue eyes rarity upgrade, and sell the tract for another tin or smth.sleeving the Imperm for deck
September 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I remember when clanker was an obscure humorous term for a machine. Now it has become almost part of lingo with all the AI shoved into everything nowadays.

I find it very interesting how perception of our current state of the world can light up or obscure terms and concepts from decades ago
September 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
should you teach people typescript before even touching a frontend framework? should they learn it WHILE learning the framework, or after?

only now that I am teaching people react I realize that using JSX without types feels gross and my usual editor config flips out for not using typescript
September 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i need to write more code or im gonna perish
September 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
so my intent for my job right after leaving uni is some standard full stack while i got an IT position or something

since most of my work has been teaching students at uni in one way or another, i am currently now teaching through a social benefits institution

what a world
September 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM