Tucker
twarner50.bsky.social
Tucker
@twarner50.bsky.social
welcome to my bluesky
that’s just one person (you) saying it many times
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
the end is absolutely up there with the best action sequences in the entire franchise! and I dislike almost everything else about Rogue One lol
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
there are as many currently active players named Jalen, without counting spelling variants, as there are Smiths and Johnsons combined
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
okay yes, LeBron, he’s the only LeBron, got it. Giannis, sure, really long last name, brother’s on the team, makes sense.

we cannot do this for “Jalen” and “Brandon.” that’s, like, 50% of the league
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Gallo’s BB% in the minors was *way* higher than Jones’ too. So at least there was *some* tradeoff for that absurd K%. Gallo also had a much higher HR rate.

So uh yeah can’t see any way this ends poorly for Jones!
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
right, but you could’ve been insufferable in a DIFFERENT way!
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
the saving grace is that if you had watched it at 14, you would have been just as insufferable as I was
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
the phrase “my entire personality” gets overused but how else am I supposed to describe what this movie did to me when I was 14?
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Reposted by Tucker
and if I have any big earnest hopes about this victory‘s broader significance, one is that maybe, just maybe, we’ve started to correctly and popularly understand that the guy setting $10M on fire rather than giving it away to struggling neighbors is a huge fucking loser and that’s loser behavior
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
what’s the vibe like
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is part of why I’m against the salary cap actually. Big market teams will just reinvest that money in development, they’ll have a bunch of rookie-contract players ready for the MLB that other teams won’t, which means they’ll *still* have a financial advantage in a cap league!
November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM