Leamon Tuttle
@tuttlepower.bsky.social
Former Loremaster for The Elder Scrolls Online, former Loremaster for a rad cancelled project, current dude who's okay at video games and drinks too much caffeine.
When are we gonna get the promised sequel to the "Yuletide Adventures of 3 Man?" That's what I wanna know.
just have a few weeks to squeeze in my annual watch of the best christmas movie of all time
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
When are we gonna get the promised sequel to the "Yuletide Adventures of 3 Man?" That's what I wanna know.
Leamon:
"I write non-linearly. I always have. I recommend it to everyone. I truly believe that it's the best way to let a story breath and unfold naturally ..."
Cop gesturing into Leamon's padded cell:
"Yeah, we found him like this. You shoulda seen his Word files, Frank. Poor bastard ..."
"I write non-linearly. I always have. I recommend it to everyone. I truly believe that it's the best way to let a story breath and unfold naturally ..."
Cop gesturing into Leamon's padded cell:
"Yeah, we found him like this. You shoulda seen his Word files, Frank. Poor bastard ..."
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Leamon:
"I write non-linearly. I always have. I recommend it to everyone. I truly believe that it's the best way to let a story breath and unfold naturally ..."
Cop gesturing into Leamon's padded cell:
"Yeah, we found him like this. You shoulda seen his Word files, Frank. Poor bastard ..."
"I write non-linearly. I always have. I recommend it to everyone. I truly believe that it's the best way to let a story breath and unfold naturally ..."
Cop gesturing into Leamon's padded cell:
"Yeah, we found him like this. You shoulda seen his Word files, Frank. Poor bastard ..."
Birds gotta fly.
Fish gotta swim.
Dog's gotta lay his drooly, shaggy-ass face all over my pillow.
Fish gotta swim.
Dog's gotta lay his drooly, shaggy-ass face all over my pillow.
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Birds gotta fly.
Fish gotta swim.
Dog's gotta lay his drooly, shaggy-ass face all over my pillow.
Fish gotta swim.
Dog's gotta lay his drooly, shaggy-ass face all over my pillow.
I dunno what I expected to find on my feed when I joined Bluesky, but it definitely wasn't this many butts.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I dunno what I expected to find on my feed when I joined Bluesky, but it definitely wasn't this many butts.
The greatest lie the Devil ever told is that everyone under the age of forty is capable of fixing whatever's wrong with your cell phone.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The greatest lie the Devil ever told is that everyone under the age of forty is capable of fixing whatever's wrong with your cell phone.
Yesterday, I won a card game at my in-laws' house. I know that doesn't mean much to you, but after 25 years of struggle, it felt like summiting Everest.
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yesterday, I won a card game at my in-laws' house. I know that doesn't mean much to you, but after 25 years of struggle, it felt like summiting Everest.
Happy Thanksgiving, gang!
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, gang!
Watching my kids scream at each other while playing "Love in a Dangerous Spacetime" is like watching all my failures as a father manifest in real time.
Leamon: "This game is about love, guys."
Kids: *incoherent crosstalk and a flood of cruel accusations*
Leamon: "This game is about love, guys."
Kids: *incoherent crosstalk and a flood of cruel accusations*
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Watching my kids scream at each other while playing "Love in a Dangerous Spacetime" is like watching all my failures as a father manifest in real time.
Leamon: "This game is about love, guys."
Kids: *incoherent crosstalk and a flood of cruel accusations*
Leamon: "This game is about love, guys."
Kids: *incoherent crosstalk and a flood of cruel accusations*
Man, Paul Bunyan is gonna be super pissed off when he sees what these two little assholes are doing to his pants.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Man, Paul Bunyan is gonna be super pissed off when he sees what these two little assholes are doing to his pants.
Yo, I'm here. God help me.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Yo, I'm here. God help me.