I am a paranoid schizophrenic with AUDHD.

I like to think the gods had to nerf me or I would've been too powerful.

Would that be better or worse than getting shanked by a Sliver deck?

The Entity is a needy girlfriend, but she's fun to spend time with.

Maybe I'll pick it up on sale after all!

I liked Slay the Spire, and I play Hearthstone, so maybe I'm not too old to learn some new tricks.

That's part of my issue, is that I know very little about it. And the fact it has more variations than Linux has distros. I know only five card draw, and I have no idea what card is a stud.

Except for maybe the ace, that diamond can get it.

The only thing stopping me from playing it is that I really, REALLY hate poker.

I more think that, at least to me, being alive in this day and age is so incredibly miserable, that the sheer imaginative thought of novel experiences and possible drama is the only thing keeping most of us going in the day-to-day.

Have you ever played Starbound? It's very similar to Terraria, but in space, with more features and (imo) a more intuitive building system!

So more of a changeling, then? Or just a shape-shifter in general. Does that mean that vampirism gives you the power of molecular transmutation? If so, is it a scientific process, supernatural, or magic?

Don't mind me, I overthink literally everything.

Sir, that is NOT the proper procedure for a colonoscopy!

CONSUME WATER

CONSUME PRILOSEC

CONSUME REALITY

I have my orders!

I HATE real life farming. It's rough, tedious, and takes forever.

I own like sixteen different farming games though, and I love them all.