Tutorial Boss
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Tutorial Boss
@tutorialboss.bsky.social
You beat me! Great job, champ! On to the first stage of your grand adventure!
Might as well put the cocaine back in Coke, nothing matters anymore

/s
July 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Taking any and all help, coaching and advice on how to get better at Hearthstone. Clearly, i'm either too old or too rusty to climb past Platinum.
January 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This cover is an ABSOLUTE BANGER. First song in a good while that gives the happy chemical in my brain.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAXN...
Listen To Your Heart
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December 21, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Does anyone remember that theme from the Pokemon anime that plays right before they're about to save the day? It sounds similar to Total War, but it's got less of an official sound and more the tempo of "The baddie is about to get their SHIT ROCKED".
December 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dexter's a killer.

But Arthur Mitchell is a *MONSTER*.
December 20, 2024 at 4:25 AM
December 19, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Lego Fortnite is superior to the main game, and I will fight over it.

However, I'm terrified to imagine what a Lego Skibidi Toilet figure would look like.
December 19, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Secret World Legends deserved better than it got. Best lore and worldbuilding I've enjoyed this decade. A shame what it has become.

#WeNeedATVShowOfThis

#EightSeasonsAndATrilogy
December 16, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Sea of Thieves...

I haven't won a single PvP fight in over 400 hours of gameplay, but it's still the most enjoyment I've gotten out of a video game since I was a child.

The treasure hunting, the sailing, the puzzles. I've never felt more at peace.

At least until a player sinks me, anyways.
December 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Harvest Moon: Winds of Anthos, at least to me, misses the point of the genre. Belonging, a sense of community and friendship.

This is really hard to cultivate when you literally shift between four distinct and separate communities at will.

It cheapens the experience, at least in my opinion.
December 9, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I enjoy Sea of Thieves immensely, but I only ever get to play solo. That makes the game infinitely harder. Not once have I ever won a ship confrontation, zero sinks to my name.

I love the game, I just wish I were better at it, or had a crew to play with.
December 7, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I cannot play Nightingale.

Not for quality reasons, the game is super fun.

But I CANNOT lock the cursor in the window, making it impossible to play.

Please consider a fix for this soon!

#Nightingale
December 5, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Anyone who hasn't tried Campbell's Spicy Chicken Noodle absolutely should try it. It's got the warm, comforting embrace of the mother I never had, and the anxiety-inducing spicy pressure of the father i did!

Don't remember it having any onions in it, though.
December 2, 2024 at 10:06 AM
I wish Voyager had more likeable characters. Then again, maybe it's because DS9 had some incredibly wild and fun personalities.

Doctor and Neelix are the only two I can vibe with, for some reason.
December 1, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I wish there were a hobby shop near me.

I live 50 miles from the nearest hobby shop, game store, or geekery.

It's a large contributing factor as to why i'm a bit of a shut-in.
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
When your 40th birthday falls on Thanksgiving, you start thinking about a lot of things.

For example, i'm grateful for all the people in my life, quality over quantity for sure.

I'm also realizing that I am an absolute *SLUT* for ham. And yet, I only eat it twice a year.

I'm old but fabulous.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Fully deactivated Twitter, now i'm here full-time.

Still little to post about, but I AM here!

Obligatory gaming post: If I never see another moonwalking Wraith again, it'll be too soon.
November 24, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Fair warning: I have no idea what to post half the time. Not a lot of interesting stuff happened to me, so I mostly just post jokes and games.

If you have anything specific you want to see, let me know!
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 AM
TFW i spend six hours leveling a Bounty Hunter, only to realize that I already had one at level 73 and have to go make a Sith Marauder instead.

#SWTOR #Whoopsie #StillLookingGoodThough
November 21, 2024 at 11:56 PM
My orange tabby cat never has the brain cell, because he's replaced the spot with love. He loves and wants to be loved, all the time, always. No mad, only love.

I swear, he was a puppy in a past life.

He even licks you and plays fetch. He jumps in your lap and nuzzles.

Puppy kitty.
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I have never hated Dire Maul back in Classic as much as I do right now during Timewalking. #WoW #ItsAllOgreNow #DeadminesAreBetter
November 20, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Storm knocked out internet.

Right as I was winning a Hearthstone match with Aggro Demon Hunter.

Well played, nature. Well played.
November 18, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I'm a little scared that player housing in WoW will turn it into a horror game.

I come back from an adventure, ready to retire to my lovely home, and suddenly I hear a noise from the basement.

Down there, lies a ritual circle, and the kids from Goldshire, all facing the wall around it.

Spooky.
November 17, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Dun fact: I go by Tutorial Boss because I am notoriously terrible at gaming, so it makes me feel less like a failure, and lets those who beat me feel a sense of accomplishment and victory.

I enjoy it immensely. I like helping people.
November 16, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Remember, every time you drink water, you get a little health regen buff for a short bit, so remember to stay hydrated!

Signed, the friendly dungeon healer
November 16, 2024 at 9:13 AM