John Bruni
@tusitalabruni.bsky.social
I am the author of Eye Cutter, Tales of Unspeakable Taste and others.
This goes beyond "ah jeez" and dives deep into "whoo-boy."
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This goes beyond "ah jeez" and dives deep into "whoo-boy."
At the same time?
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
At the same time?
*In GOB* Oh COME ON! You pissed away your chance at possibly becoming a TMNT villain?!
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
*In GOB* Oh COME ON! You pissed away your chance at possibly becoming a TMNT villain?!
Fer cryin' out loud.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Fer cryin' out loud.
And you wonder why you have that recurring dream where your teeth fall out.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
And you wonder why you have that recurring dream where your teeth fall out.
"Where did you get that penguin?"
"Fell off the back of a truck."
"Fell off the back of a truck."
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Where did you get that penguin?"
"Fell off the back of a truck."
"Fell off the back of a truck."
Wait, you can do that?
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wait, you can do that?
It always weirds me out when there's a pet in the background of a porno. Like, are you seriously going to just fuck in front of your cat?
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It always weirds me out when there's a pet in the background of a porno. Like, are you seriously going to just fuck in front of your cat?
No, this happens five seconds after I wake up every day.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
No, this happens five seconds after I wake up every day.
I should frame this meme.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I should frame this meme.
Are you sure that he didn't start writing this note before Jack showed up to ask that question?
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Are you sure that he didn't start writing this note before Jack showed up to ask that question?
Nachos would rule right now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Nachos would rule right now.
Have you ever gone to the grocery store? It's because they are.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Have you ever gone to the grocery store? It's because they are.
76? Those who are trapped in a conversation with me *wish* it was only 76.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
76? Those who are trapped in a conversation with me *wish* it was only 76.
Is this like a Dutch rudder?
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Is this like a Dutch rudder?
That's still pretty far.
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
That's still pretty far.
After all the memes? This ending seems inevitable.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
After all the memes? This ending seems inevitable.
Yeah, but he's also the same guy who wore a hat to keep the rain off his head on *Ceres* so . . .
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yeah, but he's also the same guy who wore a hat to keep the rain off his head on *Ceres* so . . .
Anytime Maga Daddy gets asked a question he doesn't want to answer out of fear that he might incriminate himself.
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Anytime Maga Daddy gets asked a question he doesn't want to answer out of fear that he might incriminate himself.
Hm. Well, I *do* love me some lasagna.
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hm. Well, I *do* love me some lasagna.
There are some pretty big rumors circulating about me, and I want to put them to rest once and for all. Yes, I did it. I apologize to all who may have been hurt by my actions. It is with great humility that I must confess . . . I saw Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! in the theater.
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There are some pretty big rumors circulating about me, and I want to put them to rest once and for all. Yes, I did it. I apologize to all who may have been hurt by my actions. It is with great humility that I must confess . . . I saw Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! in the theater.
No, more like pre-nut confusion, which explains a lot of Benny Hill's stuff.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
No, more like pre-nut confusion, which explains a lot of Benny Hill's stuff.
