CJ
turtleboy421111111.bsky.social
CJ
@turtleboy421111111.bsky.social
Privacy enthusiast. Public person (for some reason). Learning how to code.
Let’s say you’re stuck in the middle of the most advanced and wealthy and powerful country on the planet. You’re permanently blacklisted from every social relationship and institution on the planet.

You can escape easily, but first you need to save up $500 bucks.

How do you proceed ?
December 10, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Ok so it’s important for men to know the difference between being horny and living in fear
December 9, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Wow, they make whole youtube videos about this shit!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=05tG...
How To Get A Girlfriend
YouTube video by HealthyGamerGG
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2024 at 2:53 PM
In America you have to pretend to be sexually attracted to older women in order to get a job
December 7, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Alcoholism rules lmao
December 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Is there any information in the world that is not a sexual advertisement
December 7, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Sucks about those two ballerinas that killed themselves huh
December 7, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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it’s always streamers, when will they recognize us doofy comic creators 😔😔😔
December 6, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Alcoholism rules lmao
December 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Gross
December 5, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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Remember everyone: The internet is fake and gay.
December 5, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Ok. Today we are learning C++.
December 6, 2024 at 11:53 AM
"Please let us know which people are most dear to your heart, so we can kill them or take them away from you"

No, thank you though!
December 5, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Made this yesterday, it’s soooo good. Highly recommend.
Caraway Rye Bread
This seeded light, soft rye bread is delicious in sandwiches.
www.kingarthurbaking.com
December 4, 2024 at 8:58 PM
What if privacy 🤔
December 5, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Remember everyone: The internet is fake and gay.
December 5, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Another greedy pedestrian stealing the shoulder from a driver.
When will this entitled behaviour end?!
December 5, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Gross
December 5, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I think pot is good and I think AI-driven hyperreality is okay, but I think it's safe to say that the combination of the two produces reliably disastrous results
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Day #495 of "Activism": Day 495
Day #495 of "Trying to do like 5 minutes of real work": Day 0
December 5, 2024 at 11:31 AM
The internet is kinda garbage now. It used to be way better than this.
December 5, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Huh. I haven't actually checked mine yet.
December 5, 2024 at 11:21 AM