@turtle502.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 If I were King for a Day, I would give it all away.
Queer. I'm OK with he/him and they/them.
Queer. I'm OK with he/him and they/them.
there is no way my heart rate was 43 at 12:30, that's like walking dead
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
there is no way my heart rate was 43 at 12:30, that's like walking dead
my deconstructed shepherd's pie
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my deconstructed shepherd's pie
yay! my purchase of Outriders is play anywhere 🥳
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
yay! my purchase of Outriders is play anywhere 🥳
I did not know they were building a tunnel between Denmark and Germany
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I did not know they were building a tunnel between Denmark and Germany
I need a JIRA queue just for my personal life 🥴
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I need a JIRA queue just for my personal life 🥴
@wanyal.xyz are we on today like 🚀, 📃, and ✂️
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
@wanyal.xyz are we on today like 🚀, 📃, and ✂️
I wish I could see all the angry MAGA tweets these last few days
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I wish I could see all the angry MAGA tweets these last few days
Reposted
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
every time I say "this is what I'm going to do next" somebody messages me "quick question via call?" and it's never quick
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
every time I say "this is what I'm going to do next" somebody messages me "quick question via call?" and it's never quick
I see the Quest 3S is down to $250 again, highly recommended as a VR toy
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I see the Quest 3S is down to $250 again, highly recommended as a VR toy
I see another souls-like in my wishlist on sale 🥰
and only $7.50!
and only $7.50!
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I see another souls-like in my wishlist on sale 🥰
and only $7.50!
and only $7.50!
I see all the Playstation titles on PC are on sale. but not by enough.
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I see all the Playstation titles on PC are on sale. but not by enough.
it is taking me longer to finish Scars Above than I thought it would
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
it is taking me longer to finish Scars Above than I thought it would
the only people laughing with trump about his "piggy" comment are the incels
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the only people laughing with trump about his "piggy" comment are the incels
in other news, my daughter got paid today
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
in other news, my daughter got paid today
ordered something different from an eatery I frequent often, thinking it would be the same high-quality as usual. disappointed. included a pita, which had a horrible stale aroma, even though it wasn't stale. reminded me of a wet rag. tossed it into the trash.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
ordered something different from an eatery I frequent often, thinking it would be the same high-quality as usual. disappointed. included a pita, which had a horrible stale aroma, even though it wasn't stale. reminded me of a wet rag. tossed it into the trash.
wait, it's black Friday already?
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
wait, it's black Friday already?
so now trump knows what sedition means? 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
so now trump knows what sedition means? 🤔
with the way she lies, she can't possibly have any friends
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
with the way she lies, she can't possibly have any friends
I would love to hear JJ cover Padam Padam 😏
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I would love to hear JJ cover Padam Padam 😏
my most played song of 2025
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
my most played song of 2025
"we need you to find these people in the system, all we have is name, formatted as 'Smith, John E.' How soon can we do it?"
oh fuck off
oh fuck off
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"we need you to find these people in the system, all we have is name, formatted as 'Smith, John E.' How soon can we do it?"
oh fuck off
oh fuck off