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turtle502.bsky.social
@turtle502.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 If I were King for a Day, I would give it all away.
Queer. I'm OK with he/him and they/them.
isn't the answer "humans"
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
this feature in Messages DOES. NOT. WORK.
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
do you feel safer yet?

ICE is not judge and jury and executioner!
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
this leaf has been unfurling for over a week. it's a very slow plant.

perfect for me 😁
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
should I staple my passport to my front door
Leavitt: "DHS will continue to operate on the ground in Minnesota, not only to remove criminal illegal aliens, but also to continue conducting door to door investigations ... "
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
is everybody done? cuz I am so fucking done. 😡
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
even if there is an arrest, a trial, and a conviction, trump will issue a pardon and invite the murderer to the white house
"Minnesota must be apart of this investigation:" Gov. Walz urges peaceful protests after ICE shooting
January 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
even though I voted for Kamala, somebody will blame me anyway
Sen. Katie Britt: "This is what America voted for"
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
"Now they won't remember Venezuela"

~ The White House
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 PM
if you can't afford new PC hardware just put your existing hardware in a new case and you can pretend it's all new

that's my idea of the day
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
and tomorrow and every day thereafter we'll all just continue to go to work, school, and live our lives until it's impossible to get out of the new reality.

everybody wants "somebody" to do "something" but nobody will do it
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
nobody is coming to save us

and we're doing a terrible job at saving ourselves
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
people wanting a different Stranger Things ending is giving Mass Effect 3 energy
January 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
hard part about planning a potential trip now is whether there will be WAR
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Reposted
The United States should not be a “predator force.” We are not brute animals scrabbling in the dirt for sustenance, we are human beings who can stand side by side with friends and allies.
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I wonder how often "routines" on my phone polls for a condition to do a certain thing and how that impacts battery life
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
keep talking about Greenland being acquired so it feels normal so when it happens people won't be bothered by it

and you'll go back to work and TikTok
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
did he say "cahoots" or sneeze
Thune: "My view is the Venezuelan energy industry which is in cahoots with China and Russia is now gonna need to start working constructively with the United States and energy companies here"
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I finished revisiting Avatar. Despite having come out in 2009, it remains extremely contemporary. and never once do you think "why don't these people have personal devices". really good writing.

the same musical themes are in the Disney World attraction, makes me want to jump onto the ride
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
flossing his empty skull through his ears again
Trump dances for House Republicans after ranting and raving to them for nearly 90 minutes
January 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I think my cat is deaf
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
you KNEW 2026 was going to be worse but you celebrated the new year anyway!
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM