Celebrating being the Fastest Boy in the Self-Checkout Line by drinking egg nog straight from the carton in the store parking lot.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Celebrating being the Fastest Boy in the Self-Checkout Line by drinking egg nog straight from the carton in the store parking lot.
Spoken softly over my eggs this morning: "Brick-a'fist."
July 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Spoken softly over my eggs this morning: "Brick-a'fist."