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Some mornings, the coffee isn’t the only thing with bite. ☕👄
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October 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Some mornings, the coffee isn’t the only thing with bite. ☕👄
The Very Mouthy tee is now brewing at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.
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The Very Mouthy tee is now brewing at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.
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Please remember that on Wednesday We Wear PINK.... turnipteez.ca
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October 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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To What Do I Owe the Honour?
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May 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
To What Do I Owe the Honour?
How exciting - the first sale after the move to new servers is a fitting one!
So to that honour starting Thursday (08 May) at 4:20pm Eastern get an extra 10% with discount code "twatwaffle"
TWAT 3.0 – Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm. turnipteez.ca/shop/new/twa...
How exciting - the first sale after the move to new servers is a fitting one!
So to that honour starting Thursday (08 May) at 4:20pm Eastern get an extra 10% with discount code "twatwaffle"
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March 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.
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February 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Duck Duck Moose.
You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around.
Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.
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You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around.
Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.
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What’s better than waking up in the woods with a strong brew and good company?
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February 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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February 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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