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TURNIP TEEZ
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🍁Queer fun environmentally conscious fashions & accessories. Cool stuff at turnipteez.ca / Home of Essen Ehm, The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin and PINK.
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If your coffee can’t handle this kind of energy—
it must be decaf. ☕

The Very Mouthy mug from the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.
Filters? Those are for coffee.

Which one are you...?

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#woodmorningcoffeecabin #turnipteez #VeryMouthy #MustBeDecaf #queerhumour #shopcanadian
Must Be Decaf – Very Mouthy Mug | Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
If your coffee can’t handle your comebacks, it must be decaf. The Very Mouthy mug from Wood Morning Coffee Cabin brings unfiltered humour and unapologetic charm to every sip.
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October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Some mornings, the coffee isn’t the only thing with bite. ☕👄

The Very Mouthy tee is now brewing at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.

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October 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Please remember that on Wednesday We Wear PINK.... turnipteez.ca

Kindness is one size fits all. #turnipteez #wearpink #kindness #freedom
October 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Want to avoid dripping & leaking? Need a good strong seal? Want to get ahead in life?

Always over Cock.... turnipstyle.com/rewindme

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TURNIP STYLE
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June 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Own the morning, work your wood and own the look. The Woodie Tartan isn’t just a pattern—it’s an attitude. turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/ts... #turnipteez #woodmorning #bate #men #ritual #masturbation #morningwood
Woodie Tartan Graphic T-Shirt
Dress up with your Woodie Tartan and show off your Wood Morning pride! A wood morning starts with a stiff brew!
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May 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Extensive calculations have been calculated. Algorithms have algorithmed. The data is data'ed: twats gonna twattle.

T'WAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE turnipteez.ca/shop/new/twa... #turnipteez #essenehm #twat #karen
May 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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To What Do I Owe the Honour?

How exciting - the first sale after the move to new servers is a fitting one!

So to that honour starting Thursday (08 May) at 4:20pm Eastern get an extra 10% with discount code "twatwaffle"

TWAT 3.0 – Touched by the Duck of Essen Ehm. turnipteez.ca/shop/new/twa...
May 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Twatters gonna twat! It seems that more than ever we have folks sticking their noses where they really don’t belong.... turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/ts...
T’wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
Twatters gonna twat and haters gonna hate. Call them out on it. T’wat do I owe the pleasure of your misery, Karen?
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April 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Not to get personal or anything..... oh who are we kidding.... GOT HOOD? turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/pu...

Super comfy. Super cozy. #woodmorning #turnipteez #men #bate #hoodie #intact
March 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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What's your favourite C Word? turnipteez.ca/shop/new/c-w... #essenehm #turnipteez #Canada #pride #cbc 🍁
March 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Definitely feeling it today... turnipteez.ca/shop/new/c-w... #turnipteez #thecword #Canada #essenehm
C-Word T-Shirt – Say It Loud, Say It In Public
Wear your maple-flavoured mischief with the Essen Ehm C-Word T-Shirt. Bold. Cheeky. 100% Canuck-approved.
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March 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Own the morning, work your wood and own the look. The Woodie Tartan isn’t just a pattern—it’s an attitude.

turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/ts... #turnipteez #woodmorning #morningwood #men #bate
Woodie Tartan Graphic T-Shirt
Dress up with your Woodie Tartan and show off your Wood Morning pride! A wood morning starts with a stiff brew!
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March 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Red 4 Filth. Simple as that.

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March 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Not everyone’s disability is visible. Disabilities do not require nor do they desire the input or approval of anyone. turnipteez.ca/shop/coll/sm...

#turnipteez #undercover #disability #disabilityawareness #myob
Under Cover Disability
In a world quick to judge, our “Under Cover in Plain Sight” collection serves as a reminder: “Be careful who you hate; it could be someone you love.”
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March 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Classic fit, soft feel, and a playful nod to those who appreciate quality wood—whether in the forest or elsewhere.... turnipteez.ca/shop/tops/ts...

#woodmorning #morningwood #gotwood #turnipteez
Got Wood?
Got Wood? The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin - Home to the Wood Morning Nut Job on Mount Moist Plinth
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March 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Woke up to a clogged kitchen sink this morning and was reminded of some really good advice a plumber once gave me....

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Always Over Cock
Need some good advice? Always over cock! Essen Ehm by TURNIP TEEZ - don’t just stand there! Model!
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March 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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What the DUCK Duck Moose? turnipteez.ca/wtd

Maple blessings to you & may goose turd rain down upon thine enemies!! T'is Friday & the weekend is here to enjoy some fantastic Canadian offerings - hit up a local shop for a bite, a brew & a bobble! 🍁 #turnipteez #essenehm #canadastrong #moose #wtf
What The Actual Duck
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March 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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HEY my fellow C-Words! While you're WFH, or are the only person on your floor in a massive office tower on video calls -- take a gander at some cool new t-shirts and mugs.... free shipping for my fellow C-Words -- turnipteez.ca/wtd

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What The Actual Duck
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March 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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When we dip your donut at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin ….we DIP your whole donut!

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We Dip the Whole Donut
When we dip your donut at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin ….we DIP your whole donut!
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March 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Hells to the FUCK YA! Suck it! We 💖 Ms McBride hardcore!
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More of this!
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Some words get you in trouble. This one gets you a round of applause in the Great White North.... turnipteez.ca/shop/new/c-w... #essenehm #canuck #canadian #canadianpride #pride #canadianhumour

Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let them know what the C really stands for.
March 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Duck Duck Moose.

You see, our geese aren’t your average fluffy farm birds. Canadian wildlife doesn’t mess around.

Try tapping a Canada Goose on the head and you’ll quickly learn that they are the final boss of the animal kingdom.

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Duck Duck Moose t-shirts with illustrations of a Duck, Duck and Moose across the chest on black, red or white tshirts.
February 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Today on the Disability Daily Podcast we remember the founding of the Columbia Institution for the Instruction of the Deaf & Dumb and the Blind in 1857.

Please subscribe & share!

#disability #Deaf #blind #history #Gallaudet #HardOfHearing #DeafHistory #SkyStorians #HistorySky #DC #accessibility
Black and white photograph of three brick buildings on the campus of what is now Gallaudet University.
February 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Wood Morning B 'n B bit.ly/413e9kz … that is Brew ‘n Bate.

On Mount Moist Plinth we all believe that the perfect day starts with a wood morning. And that a wood morning starts with a stiff brew. #woodmorning #morningwood #morningritual #bate #men #goon #coffee #brew #turnipteez #gaycamping
Wood Morning B ‘n B
Sorry, that is not a Bed ‘n Breakfast… that is Brew ‘n Bate. On Mount Moist Plinth we all believe that the perfect day starts with a wood morning. And that a wood morning starts with a stiff brew.
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February 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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What’s better than waking up in the woods with a strong brew and good company?
Waking up knowing you’re part of something bigger.
GOT WOOD? is more than a tagline—it’s a state of mind. Join us.

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February 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM