turnipcharmer.bsky.social
@turnipcharmer.bsky.social
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August 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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thighs are for biting
July 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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fourth date idea: we go to the botanical gardens to admire the late-summer blooms, then we slip behind the greenhouse and I press you up against the wall with your arms pinned behind your back and administer some thoroughly mind-altering backshots
third date idea: we wander around some used bookstores and antique shops for a few hours, then you tie my wrists to your bedposts and use me like a toy until I forget my own name
second date idea: I pin your arms behind your back and press your face into the mattress while I slowly and deliberately reshape your needy cunt, then we go for a walk on the beach afterwords
July 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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it’s my favourite ship dynamic
July 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Don't work with gay people. I'm supposed to make a big sign that says "top your burger" with a bunch of condiments, and everyone keeps being like, "eyyy I'm looking for someone to top -my- burger"
July 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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"...people will just volunteer without explicit economic incentives to create..."

This is LITERALLY what the internet used to be. The whole fucking thing. Every piece of it. Stem to stern. That sentence right there. We were just on here, doing stuff, just to share with each other.
July 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The human experience was stripped from us. What should be days filled with song ritual and connected community have been emptied, and cold cutting capitalism and profits poured in. It’s killing my soul. The delusion that economy is god has replaced the one beneath our feet. I’m very tired
July 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM