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TurnipCannon
@turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
sudo be hackin

#dogsofmastodon
Sudo, a female German Shepherd, standing by an open laptop with a lot of hacker stickers on it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Hogarth is a very good boy, he just has a weird body sometimes
Hogarth, a bigass cat, napping on a couch
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
feels a bit pricey for used coffee
someone left a Tim Horton's coffee cup in the coffee aisle of a Shopper's Drug Mart above a price tag for 10.99, what an asshole
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I have never been more dunked on

#dogsonmastodon
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Did controller design peak with the Xbox 360?

I haven't had a new PlayStation in forever so I can't speak for them, but it really does seem like we've agreed that colouring outside the lines doesn't work anymore.
A picture of Steam's new controller from a Kotaku article preview and it looks big as hell and weird Headline: Valve's New Steam Controller Leaks And Looks Very Chonky
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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*Space Marine vox voice* fuckin right it isn't
XENO not accepted as being in NYT Spelling Bee's wordlist
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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A Wordle guess of CUNTY is apparently not a valid guess
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
truly do not know where to even begin with this
A SkipTheDishes section called "Beverages (Refreshing Beverages)" like it's the title of a Mr. Show episode The picture of "Coke Can" is clearly a picture of a plush cushion OF a can of coke, and the description is "Tasty soda."
October 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
turns out when you don't play XCOM for two years you gotta rely on the Bumpo Fucks of the world to save you
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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yeah you usually can't stop a ball that way
A Wrexham sportsbot post ending with "and his strike couldn't be kept out by Cumming" It's the opposing goalie's name but, you know, cum
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Not enough letters for "resentment for your fellow worker so the owner class can keep exploiting you" but I'm pretty sure it's the right answer
NYT Crossword clue: "What team-building activities are designed to build"
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I don't remember that level from his NES game

https://flipboard.com/@associatedpress/sports-uv5v9mtcz/-/a-DksFNuy7R0CkT3Vji-j31w%3Aa%3A3199720-%2F0
An NES cartridge of Jack Nicklaus' Greatest 18 Holes of Major Championship Golf, a real title a game was allowed to have
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"A taste of Britain" feels like the opposite of an advertisement
A screenshot of an OHL game where an in-arena advertisement for a restaurant says "A taste of Britain" on it. British food is famously bad unless it's the cuisine of the people they colonized.
October 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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grocery stores ought to cater to me by having "doesn't have his own family but only wants to cook maybe twice a week" size stuff which is the same size as family size
A "family size" compliments chicken breast fillets
October 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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if you're at the right circus
NYT Crossword clue "Circus clapper" Answer: ASSS
October 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Ryan Huska looks like if Pierre McGuire fucked
Calgary Flames coach Ryan Huska looking like is Pierre McGuire fucked
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Sudo trying to ensure I have a Layer 8 connection issue for my meeting in like 7 minutes

#dogsofmastodon
A german shepherd lying down on my feet and napping on a couch
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I'm no track design expert, but that hairpin at turn 5.

Please stop making fast cars go slow.

#indycar
The "Streets of Markham" promotional track picture released by IndyCar
September 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The things you find when visiting your folks.

I got the Greymon and the hockey net, but I'm still waiting for my "Toronto Maples" hat
An old and child-written Christmas list on lined paper: My Christmas List 1) Game Boy Color 2) Pokémon Gold or Silver (if you manage to get Game Boy) 3) Toronto Maples Hat (blue cap) 4) Plush Greymon 5) Digivice or D3 game(?) 6) Pokémon 2000 7) Sim Earth 8) hockey stuff 9) hockey net
August 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The things t
An old and child-written Christmas list on lined paper: My Christmas List 1) Game Boy Color 2) Pokémon Gold or Silver (if you manage to get Game Boy) 3) Toronto Maples Hat (blue cap) 4) Plush Greymon 5) Digivice or D3 game(?) 6) Pokémon 2000 7) Sim Earth 8) hockey stuff 9) hockey net
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Catching #aew Forbidden Door Zero Hour and
August 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I know it means "Bulgarian" but this @realtimehistory video gave me WW1 Starship Troopers vibes for a sec
A screenshot from a Real Time History video on World War 1, in which an icon representing a Bulgarian army is shown as "BUG ARMY"
August 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Caught the race late today, but we did get a SudoSong out of it

#formula1 #hungariangp
August 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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A long shot, but if you're in #oshawa and are missing a budgie, hit me up
July 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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need more Bort
"bort" rejected as a word in Spelling Bee
July 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM