TurnipCannon
@turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.
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[bridged from https://mstdn.ca/@TurnipCannon on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
a broken computer will not stop me from bringing cars to The People https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
a broken computer will not stop me from bringing cars to The People https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
Joe Bowen should yell "holy fucking shit" on the air at least once in this last season of calling hockey, it will be worth it
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Joe Bowen should yell "holy fucking shit" on the air at least once in this last season of calling hockey, it will be worth it
These XCOM streams may as well be called "intrusive thoughts immersion therapy"
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
These XCOM streams may as well be called "intrusive thoughts immersion therapy"
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
Hangman Adam Page Easton Cowan
🤝
Cowboy shit!
🤝
Cowboy shit!
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hangman Adam Page Easton Cowan
🤝
Cowboy shit!
🤝
Cowboy shit!
Car Sims will be hosted this evening by Jimmy Carr. Please enjoy this edition of Carr Sims.
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Car Sims will be hosted this evening by Jimmy Carr. Please enjoy this edition of Carr Sims.
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
One of possibly SEVERAL bonus streams this week, we're playing XCOM and Sudo is already over my shoulder wanting treats
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
One of possibly SEVERAL bonus streams this week, we're playing XCOM and Sudo is already over my shoulder wanting treats
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
🎶 All I want for Christmas is me little Armalite
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🎶 All I want for Christmas is me little Armalite
Ted Leo AND the Pharmacists? Our cup runneth over!
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ted Leo AND the Pharmacists? Our cup runneth over!
He's a Dale hunter, he exclusively hunts Dales
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He's a Dale hunter, he exclusively hunts Dales
having a delayed reaction to being mad at the Old Navy "Bust a Tunic" commercial, like goddamn, spend a LITTLE more time on a premise for an ad campaign
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
having a delayed reaction to being mad at the Old Navy "Bust a Tunic" commercial, like goddamn, spend a LITTLE more time on a premise for an ad campaign
hmm these Canada Olympics commercials trying to inspire us with stories of athletes' success have yet to mention the guy with the lucrative drug smuggling ring
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
hmm these Canada Olympics commercials trying to inspire us with stories of athletes' success have yet to mention the guy with the lucrative drug smuggling ring
It's Sudo's birthday and it's Car Sims time, and that's the only thing going on this weekend, right?
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's Sudo's birthday and it's Car Sims time, and that's the only thing going on this weekend, right?
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
This is a real low point for FIFA, and that's fucking saying something
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is a real low point for FIFA, and that's fucking saying something
"put your hands together fo- hey what the fuck are you doing?! I said put them together, what's this clapping horseshit?!"
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"put your hands together fo- hey what the fuck are you doing?! I said put them together, what's this clapping horseshit?!"
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hey folks, my sister's vet bills for her cat a while back were pretty dang big and she could use some support. Please consider chipping in a buck or two or buying some merch at https://ko-fi.com/rollinrabbit
#catsofmastodon
#catsofmastodon
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hey folks, my sister's vet bills for her cat a while back were pretty dang big and she could use some support. Please consider chipping in a buck or two or buying some merch at https://ko-fi.com/rollinrabbit
#catsofmastodon
#catsofmastodon
it's an XCOM bonus stream! a bunch of the world is pretty upset with me! they have a point!
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
it's an XCOM bonus stream! a bunch of the world is pretty upset with me! they have a point!
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
wedding is off until my fiancée authenticates with her yubikey
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
wedding is off until my fiancée authenticates with her yubikey
been trying to workshop a joke about being "the undisputed king of going to the bathroom" and it's not going well
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
been trying to workshop a joke about being "the undisputed king of going to the bathroom" and it's not going well
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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one more season left to win the Constructors, it's Last Call, baby
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
TurnipCannon - Twitch
I play video games, put on music, and drink beer. My dog (Sudo) will make her presence known at any opportunity.
www.twitch.tv
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
one more season left to win the Constructors, it's Last Call, baby
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon
feels a bit pricey for used coffee
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
feels a bit pricey for used coffee
me, AND you, _AND_ Zoboomafoo? Our cup runneth over!
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
me, AND you, _AND_ Zoboomafoo? Our cup runneth over!
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November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM