turner lobey
@turnerlobey.bsky.social
Editor in the PNW. Extremely offline.
I think @matthiasellis.com called it the first time around but Jesus Christ, man
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think @matthiasellis.com called it the first time around but Jesus Christ, man
BEGGARS, @thriceofficial.bsky.social (2009)
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
BEGGARS, @thriceofficial.bsky.social (2009)
The streets of Portland speak the truth.
October 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The streets of Portland speak the truth.
Absolutely wild bio to have when you’re also telling us to be cool with throwing trans kids under the bus
July 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Absolutely wild bio to have when you’re also telling us to be cool with throwing trans kids under the bus
Look at the bullshit in my kid’s book.
March 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Look at the bullshit in my kid’s book.
Come to Metallica in the next 7 hours if you want an asskickin’ again
September 1, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Come to Metallica in the next 7 hours if you want an asskickin’ again
Come to Metallica in the next 5 hours if you want an asskickin
August 31, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Come to Metallica in the next 5 hours if you want an asskickin
Reluctant partners in crime
August 7, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Reluctant partners in crime
You know what sucks more than the car? The goddamn beach
August 7, 2024 at 12:20 AM
You know what sucks more than the car? The goddamn beach
The first time she really chilled at our old place was during Godzilla. Maybe she’s just gotta respect the only thing bigger than her block head.
August 7, 2024 at 12:18 AM
The first time she really chilled at our old place was during Godzilla. Maybe she’s just gotta respect the only thing bigger than her block head.
Her the first day we got her. She’s always hated being in the car. She’s been a committed hater from day 1.
August 7, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Her the first day we got her. She’s always hated being in the car. She’s been a committed hater from day 1.
You usually get a time slot (prob. 20–30’ish minutes for an opener, though I’ve seen more or less depending on how stacked the bill is), so the number of songs would depend on the band/genre/if they actually start on time/etc. I think of this meme quite often
June 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
You usually get a time slot (prob. 20–30’ish minutes for an opener, though I’ve seen more or less depending on how stacked the bill is), so the number of songs would depend on the band/genre/if they actually start on time/etc. I think of this meme quite often
My daughter, 17 months old, took my retainer out of my nightstand drawer and replaced it with a piece of roasted broccoli. Can’t argue with this payment
May 15, 2024 at 4:05 AM
My daughter, 17 months old, took my retainer out of my nightstand drawer and replaced it with a piece of roasted broccoli. Can’t argue with this payment
More WIP. I’ve got a bit of touch ups to do, then onto washes and dry brushes. Then window panes and planter boxes. Should just be the base left after that. It’s been a lot of fun and I’m learning a lot with this.
February 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
More WIP. I’ve got a bit of touch ups to do, then onto washes and dry brushes. Then window panes and planter boxes. Should just be the base left after that. It’s been a lot of fun and I’m learning a lot with this.
We thought this lady was at death’s door, but now she’s on these ridiculously overpriced monthly shots that gave her a second wind. She doesn’t look a day over 8!
December 7, 2023 at 3:39 AM
We thought this lady was at death’s door, but now she’s on these ridiculously overpriced monthly shots that gave her a second wind. She doesn’t look a day over 8!
Grace (a total dumbass)
September 30, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Grace (a total dumbass)
I’m nodding and grinning over here like:
August 11, 2023 at 6:10 PM
I’m nodding and grinning over here like: