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this is like writing a column all about how if you love dogs you should get a Pomeranian because they make sweet, fun, and obedient pets, and then at the end of the column you add this photo of a "Pomeranian" so the readers know what to look for at the pet store
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
this is like writing a column all about how if you love dogs you should get a Pomeranian because they make sweet, fun, and obedient pets, and then at the end of the column you add this photo of a "Pomeranian" so the readers know what to look for at the pet store
this writer does not even understand that the whole reason you use yield percentages to compare ETFs is that the absolute dollar-amount-per-share of an ETF's distribution payout is an incredibly stupid way to measure anything.
www.fool.com/coverage/etf...
www.fool.com/coverage/etf...
February 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
this writer does not even understand that the whole reason you use yield percentages to compare ETFs is that the absolute dollar-amount-per-share of an ETF's distribution payout is an incredibly stupid way to measure anything.
www.fool.com/coverage/etf...
www.fool.com/coverage/etf...
"i insisted on purchasing a domicile in the most-desired waterfront neighborhood in arguably the most-desired city in america. imagine my shock that this transaction was not cheap. why didn't the very racist law of supply and demand make it cheap for me?!?"
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"i insisted on purchasing a domicile in the most-desired waterfront neighborhood in arguably the most-desired city in america. imagine my shock that this transaction was not cheap. why didn't the very racist law of supply and demand make it cheap for me?!?"
i truly believe that when the history of this era is written, "local news outlets decided that brands opening large stores was not only newsworthy but deserving of saturation coverage to the exclusion of anything in the public interest" will be a central piece of evidence of society's decline
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
i truly believe that when the history of this era is written, "local news outlets decided that brands opening large stores was not only newsworthy but deserving of saturation coverage to the exclusion of anything in the public interest" will be a central piece of evidence of society's decline
print newsrooms are shutting down left and right, but at least local TV newsrooms are stepping up to cover what really matters: malls closing in cities 400 miles away
January 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
print newsrooms are shutting down left and right, but at least local TV newsrooms are stepping up to cover what really matters: malls closing in cities 400 miles away
the funniest part is that *even the author of the story* was exactly this type of useful idiot. *one student* yelled at him and he thought that was somehow a meaningful threat to his academic freedom!
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
the funniest part is that *even the author of the story* was exactly this type of useful idiot. *one student* yelled at him and he thought that was somehow a meaningful threat to his academic freedom!
Google dice solo 4.8. Demasiado débil para sentir en cdmx
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Google dice solo 4.8. Demasiado débil para sentir en cdmx
someone always has this response to the valid complaint "the hippies suck at leading protests." i wish it were as simple as just organizing a rival protest but it isn't. the hippies have been doing this for decades and they consequently have a whole organizing network that you can't build in a week
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
someone always has this response to the valid complaint "the hippies suck at leading protests." i wish it were as simple as just organizing a rival protest but it isn't. the hippies have been doing this for decades and they consequently have a whole organizing network that you can't build in a week
who's gonna tell him
("him" = jeffrey toobin)
("him" = jeffrey toobin)
![According to one person familiar with the case, prosecutors and defense lawyers conferred during the trial about how to address Judge Hellerstein’s episodes of sleep, especially during the afternoons, but they jointly decided, ultimately, to do nothing, out of fear of offending him. [HIGHLIGHTED]How will the American legal system look to the international audience following the Maduro case if the presiding judge starts to nod off in the afternoons? [END HIGHLIGHTING]
To be sure, recent news reports have repeated the customary praise that sitting judges invariably receive from practicing lawyers, but the fact remains that 92 is 92 — and counting. It is true, too, that some federal judges, like Jack Weinstein in Brooklyn, served effectively into their 90s. But there is no precedent for a judge of such an age presiding over a case as complex, lengthy and high profile as Mr. Maduro’s.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wgngwku7cr23l5efh6addknd/bafkreicwbzxjwr5cy2msxu4onkei4stx7hrqt4ojdwsionto3zjuqg57xe@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 11:44 AM
who's gonna tell him
("him" = jeffrey toobin)
("him" = jeffrey toobin)
about 6000 customers in the sunset this time
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
about 6000 customers in the sunset this time
this is a bog-standard rendition of the kind of stupidity that defines Threads, but it's still an interesting question whether chinese restaurants really are getting more and more crowded on christmas as a result of the nonreligious/non-Xtian fraction of the US population being higher than ever
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
this is a bog-standard rendition of the kind of stupidity that defines Threads, but it's still an interesting question whether chinese restaurants really are getting more and more crowded on christmas as a result of the nonreligious/non-Xtian fraction of the US population being higher than ever
his official portrait made me think he has a lazy eye or something, except here it's the *other* eye
could he have also been wasted on congressional picture day?
could he have also been wasted on congressional picture day?
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
his official portrait made me think he has a lazy eye or something, except here it's the *other* eye
could he have also been wasted on congressional picture day?
could he have also been wasted on congressional picture day?
it's mostly a myth that bush was "amazed". the NYT wrote up a whole story about his supposed amazement based only on an earlier pool report.
most likely, he was only impressed by the scanner *being more advanced than the previous generation of scanners*, not the mere concept of barcode scanning
most likely, he was only impressed by the scanner *being more advanced than the previous generation of scanners*, not the mere concept of barcode scanning
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
it's mostly a myth that bush was "amazed". the NYT wrote up a whole story about his supposed amazement based only on an earlier pool report.
most likely, he was only impressed by the scanner *being more advanced than the previous generation of scanners*, not the mere concept of barcode scanning
most likely, he was only impressed by the scanner *being more advanced than the previous generation of scanners*, not the mere concept of barcode scanning
ronald dahl's version of a us president, written in 1972, portrayed him as a blustering man-child idiot who was completely subservient to his domineering VP (who had been his childhood nanny).
i thought about that a whole lot *before* seeing this latest wiles photo
i thought about that a whole lot *before* seeing this latest wiles photo
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
ronald dahl's version of a us president, written in 1972, portrayed him as a blustering man-child idiot who was completely subservient to his domineering VP (who had been his childhood nanny).
i thought about that a whole lot *before* seeing this latest wiles photo
i thought about that a whole lot *before* seeing this latest wiles photo
yes it's obnoxious that they even try to give the appearance of neutrality against someone so obviously horrible, but when this little detail gets dropped in the *second* paragraph of the story, it's hard to make the case that they want readers to think anything besides "this guy is a gross weirdo"
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
yes it's obnoxious that they even try to give the appearance of neutrality against someone so obviously horrible, but when this little detail gets dropped in the *second* paragraph of the story, it's hard to make the case that they want readers to think anything besides "this guy is a gross weirdo"
this all might be a cop-out (pun not intended), though. if the city isn't going to draw guns on ICE agents and instead go after them after-the-fact in criminal complaints in court, how is that going to work with a bunch of masked John Does who are probably going to flee the state pretty quickly?
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
this all might be a cop-out (pun not intended), though. if the city isn't going to draw guns on ICE agents and instead go after them after-the-fact in criminal complaints in court, how is that going to work with a bunch of masked John Does who are probably going to flee the state pretty quickly?
we're all trying to find the lady who did this
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
we're all trying to find the lady who did this
except they think the shadow docket *is* precedent and are trying to cow the rest of the judiciary into treating it as such!! that is how far gone these scumbags are now!
October 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
except they think the shadow docket *is* precedent and are trying to cow the rest of the judiciary into treating it as such!! that is how far gone these scumbags are now!
these smarmy shitstains don't just think they can use the shadow docket to rule in trump's favor without any explanation whatsoever, they also think that that also constitutes precedent that binds all lower courts
September 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
these smarmy shitstains don't just think they can use the shadow docket to rule in trump's favor without any explanation whatsoever, they also think that that also constitutes precedent that binds all lower courts
maybe the skeleton key is as simple as:
-she's long had bad politics
-she either has lots of $$ for lawyers or is bankrolled by someone who does
-the present moment is one where all kinds of scumbags and thieves are being rewarded by elite institutions, even those less feckless than the atlantic
-she's long had bad politics
-she either has lots of $$ for lawyers or is bankrolled by someone who does
-the present moment is one where all kinds of scumbags and thieves are being rewarded by elite institutions, even those less feckless than the atlantic
September 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
maybe the skeleton key is as simple as:
-she's long had bad politics
-she either has lots of $$ for lawyers or is bankrolled by someone who does
-the present moment is one where all kinds of scumbags and thieves are being rewarded by elite institutions, even those less feckless than the atlantic
-she's long had bad politics
-she either has lots of $$ for lawyers or is bankrolled by someone who does
-the present moment is one where all kinds of scumbags and thieves are being rewarded by elite institutions, even those less feckless than the atlantic
the thesis here is vacuous. every fascist movement has its polemicists turning out agitprop, they aren't all literal street fighter brownshirts. conservatives have long used these fake, gish-galloped "debates" as agitprop.
by this definition goebbles and streicher were also doing it the "right" way
by this definition goebbles and streicher were also doing it the "right" way
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
the thesis here is vacuous. every fascist movement has its polemicists turning out agitprop, they aren't all literal street fighter brownshirts. conservatives have long used these fake, gish-galloped "debates" as agitprop.
by this definition goebbles and streicher were also doing it the "right" way
by this definition goebbles and streicher were also doing it the "right" way
one of the overlooked contributions to the epstein birthday book is that alberto pinto apparently prefers to communicate birthday greeting messages in the voice of a 7-year-old using barely legible multicolors in a comic sans-like font
September 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
one of the overlooked contributions to the epstein birthday book is that alberto pinto apparently prefers to communicate birthday greeting messages in the voice of a 7-year-old using barely legible multicolors in a comic sans-like font
yeah, the other interesting bit is that epstein lied and claimed he had no more than a passing familiarity with the leeses when rolling stone asked him about it in 2002
September 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
yeah, the other interesting bit is that epstein lied and claimed he had no more than a passing familiarity with the leeses when rolling stone asked him about it in 2002
was "nick" confirmed as nick leese, with "the old man" presumably his father douglas leese, a british arms trafficker and likely epstein mentor?
(epstein denied being closely associated with either leese to rolling stone in 2002)
(epstein denied being closely associated with either leese to rolling stone in 2002)
September 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
was "nick" confirmed as nick leese, with "the old man" presumably his father douglas leese, a british arms trafficker and likely epstein mentor?
(epstein denied being closely associated with either leese to rolling stone in 2002)
(epstein denied being closely associated with either leese to rolling stone in 2002)