Turbo Turbot
@turboturbot.bsky.social
I am a turbot fish and I am fast. My friends call me Turbo, when they can catch me. I make silly jokes and talk a lot.
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Hello I am Turbo the Turbo Turbot. You are amazing. I am amazing. I am a flat fish. Why are you so tall?
just feeling a bit tense
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
just feeling a bit tense
If I was Captain of the Starship Enterprise I would make everyone fart in the transporter room and then teleport their farts into your face #startrek #farts #inyourface
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If I was Captain of the Starship Enterprise I would make everyone fart in the transporter room and then teleport their farts into your face #startrek #farts #inyourface
Drivers complaining about speed awareness courses. Like you have learned fucking nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Drivers complaining about speed awareness courses. Like you have learned fucking nothing.
Had some mulligatawny soup earlier and it's repeating on me now
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Had some mulligatawny soup earlier and it's repeating on me now
Donald Trump and all his liars and thieves deserve nothing but hot justice
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Donald Trump and all his liars and thieves deserve nothing but hot justice
just got killed in Valheim again. I hate the lack of easy save scumming!
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
just got killed in Valheim again. I hate the lack of easy save scumming!
Doing some big sneezes
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Doing some big sneezes
Oh me guts. Normally only do a shit in the morning but something has me working nights. Cat doesn't know what's happening. He thinks it's breakfast time.
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Oh me guts. Normally only do a shit in the morning but something has me working nights. Cat doesn't know what's happening. He thinks it's breakfast time.
So cross about a phone conversation I had yesterday, not a lot I will do about it but I would like to move on from this preoccupation. I will eventually but I am done thinking about this thing for now.
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
So cross about a phone conversation I had yesterday, not a lot I will do about it but I would like to move on from this preoccupation. I will eventually but I am done thinking about this thing for now.
if phones keep getting bigger, we'll have to use our feet to type posts
a man and a woman are dancing on a dance floor in a room .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing on a dance floor in a room .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
if phones keep getting bigger, we'll have to use our feet to type posts
Looks like a Bob Mortimer character!
The more incompetent the leadership, the more fucked up the haircut is
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Looks like a Bob Mortimer character!
Never let a day go to zero
Nice little maxim
Nice little maxim
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Never let a day go to zero
Nice little maxim
Nice little maxim
I really need to do some exercise today
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I really need to do some exercise today
I'm going to play my game of Valheim and second screen the football. Maybe watch a move later - I need to look up a good one to see. A nice relaxing day.
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm going to play my game of Valheim and second screen the football. Maybe watch a move later - I need to look up a good one to see. A nice relaxing day.
Hello I am Turbo the Turbo Turbot. You are amazing. I am amazing. I am a flat fish. Why are you so tall?
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hello I am Turbo the Turbo Turbot. You are amazing. I am amazing. I am a flat fish. Why are you so tall?