turbosmurf
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turbosmurf
@turbosmurf.bsky.social
North London lad. Spurs.
Now that’s what I want to watch
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
On my way back from St James. Our away support is great, much as I hate the points system.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why do we insist on playing the ball back to vic and then he goes long? We lose the ball 90% of the time
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Romero injured in the warmup??
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
That was a great performance; unlucky not to come away with the win. Progress.
September 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Udogie is having a great game
September 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by turbosmurf
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
How is it possible that Hoddle still can’t get Udogie’s name right? Don’t they tell him?
March 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Can you imagine the commentary from McCoist if it had been Spurs not Liverpool vs PSG?
March 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
“If you want real security guarantees, if you want to actually ensure that Vladimir Putin does not invade Ukraine again, the very best security guarantee is to give Americans economic upside in the future of Ukraine,” Vance said.

This is a mob boss talking, not the vice president of the USA.
March 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'd pay extra to mute matterface and hoddle
January 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The TNT commentary in this match is just ridiculous. Imagine the meltdown keown/mccoist/fletcher would be having if spurs had scored from a corner that was so obviously a goal kick.
January 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I've been debating switching from Google to Apple and this just pushed me over the edge.
January 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Lange deserves some credit doesn't he? Bergvall, Gray, Kinsky, Solanke were all outstanding.
January 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I've always had a soft spot for Newcastle. The bloke who took me to my first matches as a football mad seven year old was a Geordie, and my best mate's a Geordie. But bloody hell their online fans are doing a good job of changing that.
January 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This piece, like all @profspur.bsky.social content is really good - a data driven response to the @jonathanliew.bsky.social lazy and mean spirited click bait article.
December 24, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I'd rather listen to Joe Cole talk about spurs than Hoddle
December 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
If only deki had a right foot #COYS
December 8, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Hoddle should not be allowed to commentate on spurs 🙄
November 7, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Mikey Moore looking as good as we'd all hoped
October 3, 2024 at 5:11 PM