Turbohobbit
Turbohobbit
@turbohobbit.bsky.social
Beer-powered Risk Managing cyclist. Hairy-footed One-Ring destroyer, with a tendency to use naval language. All opinions are his own - even the crap ones.
In a world of classless actions, this one is close to the nadir. You can't say something like that then offer a glib apology on social media, you horrible girl.

Dart apologises for asking Boisson to 'put on deodorant' - www.bbc.com/sport/tennis...
Harriet Dart: Briton sorry for deodorant comment about opponent Lois Boisson in Rouen Open defeat
British number four Harriet Dart apologises after asking the umpire to tell her opponent to put on deodorant during her first-round loss at the Rouen Open.
www.bbc.com
April 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Isn't it terrible how Hamas are hiding ALL their C&C centres in hospitals, schools, and appartment blocks, and isn't it amazing how IDF are finding and destroying them all. All those hospitals, schools, and apparently blocks. Conveniently hiding Hamas C&C centres.
April 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Watching Langer and Couples play in the #Masters is a bit like watching Berger and Mansell take part in the '25 Monaco Grand Prix. On the one hand it's great to see, on the other it's sad and slightly depressing.
April 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So I was today years old when I found out that I've been making ragú alla Siciliana rather than ragú alla Bolognese for the last 30 or so years.

#banalcookingfact
April 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The Tangarine Shitgibbon tries to fuck up the global economy and deadly storms batter large parts of the US.

Coincidence? 🤨🤔
April 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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As America reverts to a more distant historic strategic posture then we must revert to ours. Defending our island by building alliances with friends on the continent to defeat those who seek to dominate us.

We’ve done it for 500 years. We’ve got this.
March 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
You fucking WHAT?

Utter DICK.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...
Ukraine latest: Trump calls Zelensky a 'dictator' as he hits back at 'disinformation' criticism - BBC News
Ukraine latest: Trump calls Zelensky a 'dictator' as he hits back at 'disinformation' criticism
It comes after the Ukrainian president suggested Donald Trump was
www.bbc.co.uk
February 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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A dictatorship hosting another dictatorship to negotiate with an aspiring dictatorship about the future of a democracy that’s not represented.
February 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Vance comes to Munich and lectures Europe on free speech but fails to mention Russia, where free speech gets people murdered.
What should have been an important address about conflict is used to push an agenda to Europe's far right.
Nobody should trust a word said by his administration.
February 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Does the JD in JD Vance stand for Jumbo Dick? Because he sure acts like a massive penis.
February 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Happy Valentine's Day from Steve!!!
(He insisted we make this to send to you guys)
XXX
February 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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It’s Pierluigi Collina’s birthday today. You remember him.

“Don’t try any of that silly bollocks with me, son…”
February 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Star Trek: Section 31.

Paramount - don't you dare ever, ever, do that again. Ever.
February 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Let's be honest, this whole Oasis gig thing has been an absolute bin fire from start to finish.
February 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"ChatGPT, define irony for me please..."

BBC News - OpenAI says Chinese rivals using its work for their AI apps - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
OpenAI says Chinese rivals using its work for their AI apps
ChatGPT maker says it will need extra protection from US government, following emergence of Chinese rival, DeepSeek.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Gong Hei Fatt Choi🧧🙏
January 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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This is SUBLIME 👇🤯
Take a break from your regularly scheduled doomscrolling and marvel at this clip. A jawdropping feat of editing by Questlove - incredible!
Ladies & Gentlemen...50 Years of SNL Music | Official Preview | Peacock Original - SNL Fanatic
YouTube video by SNL Fanatic
youtu.be
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I've come to the conclusion that Bluesky isn't better than X, it just allows for a different flavour of righteous indignation.
January 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Shaun Murphy walking into the BBC Sport studio with the Masters trophy right after winning, and stating to Steve Davis and Stephen Hendrey (with a big smile) "Look what I'VE GOT".

Beautiful.
January 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Not sure many would have called a Slattery-Nolan-Lynch 1 week teifecta in the 2025 Deadpool.
January 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know music is in the (ear) of the beholder, but can anyone help me understand the attraction of "The Armed Man - Benedictus" by Karl Jenkins? I sounds to me like a sound track to a 1990s straight-to-video Detective-Noir film.
January 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The Tangerine Shitgibbon and Eloon Musk have strived to make the US hell on Earth. It looks like Lucifer has granted them their wish, with added flames.
January 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Paddington Bear is a stone cold killer. And we love him all the more for it.

#blackdoves
December 7, 2024 at 9:22 PM